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Oscar Goes Gay: ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Tops Academy Award Nominations

Comedy  

In an attempt to seem less homophobic after hiring known homophobe Kevin Hart as its Oscars host for two days, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded all of its Oscar nominations in 2019 to gay movies, including 14 nominations to the cinematic disaster Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate.   After doling…

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Doll Parts: Let’s Cast Barbie Movie Starring Margot Robbie

Comedy  

Last week, Warner Brothers and Mattel announced a star for their live-action Barbie movie, thus breathing new life into a project that had originally been an Amy Schumer vehicle. This iteration features a touching, body-positive storyline about loving yourself unconditionally. Now, in the time-honored tradition of having Barbie look like she just finished doing several…

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Flagrant Flashback: Mr Showmanship Shares His Sticky Buns In ‘Liberace Cooks’

Entertainment  

What can one do to quell ever-frequent presidential assassination fantasies? One cozy, escapist idea is to dive headfirst into the vintage book Liberace Cooks!: Hundreds of Delicious Recipes For You from His Seven Dining Rooms as told to food critic Carol Truax. Gratitude to Carol, though Wikipedia states she joined the spirit world before co-author…

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Pull Up To The Bumper: Dolph Lundgren On “Exhausting” Grace Jones Orgies

Entertainment  

Currently back on screen in the smash hit Creed II, action star Dolph Lundgren recently reminisced on his torrid relationship with the iconic diva Grace Jones. In 1983, Lundgren had been awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT and was on track to be a chemical engineer. He got sidetracked when Grace spotted him across a…

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R.I.P. Gay Rights Activist, Filmmaker Pat Rocco

Entertainment, Featured, Politics  

A largely-unsung giant of the LGBTQ rights movement, Pat Rocco was truly a Renaissance man. A singer on a popular TV series, a self-taught filmmaker, a gay rights pioneer and a homeless advocate, Rocco died November 8. He was 84. He was born in 1934 in New York, and as a child, sang to entertain…

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Stormy Daniels Canonized By Activist Drag Queens

Featured, Politics  

Dubbed “Saint Tempestuous, Eye of the Hurricane of Truth and Stormer of the Barricades of Intolerance,” adult entertainer/thorn in Trump’s side Stormy Daniels was recently canonized by activist drag queen nuns The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Daniels was performing at San Francisco’s Penthouse Club as part of her national strip club tour when The Sisters…

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Bjork 1990 Film Debut ‘The Juniper Tree’ Getting Theatrical Release

Entertainment, Featured  

Ten years before she stunned audiences and critics alike with her Cannes award-winning performance in Dancer in the Dark, Bjork made her film debut in The Juniper Tree. Bjorkophiles rejoice! The film is finally getting a proper theatrical release. A stark, stunning tale of witchcraft adapted from a Brothers Grimm story, Tree has been given…

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Russell Crowe Packs It On To Portray Disgraced Fox News Honcho

Entertainment, Featured  

Almost unrecognizable inside fatty suit prosthetics, gained weight or a combo platter of the two, Russell Crowe was photographed earlier this week on a film set, where he’s portraying disgraced Fox News overlord/Jabba the Hutt doppelganger Roger Ailes. Adapted from Gabriel Sherman’s unauthorized Ailes bio, “The Loudest Voice in the Room,” the Showtime limited series…

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‘Desert Island Downloads’ With Singer, Songwriter, Superstar DJ ShyBoy

Entertainment, Exclusive, Featured  

If you live in Los Angeles or have visited in the past few years, chances are you’ve attended one of ShyBoy’s DJ gigs at Bootie or his incredibly popular events with bf Mark Nubar at the Faultline (“MaDonna Summer” being the most epic). ShyBoy’s also an incredibly prolific singer/songwriter. Voted LA Weekly Best Solo Artist,…

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Romania’s Same Sex Marriage Ban Defeated

Politics  

October 2018 commenced with a dread that a referendum held by the Romanian government would change the country’s constitution to state that marriage is strictly a union between a man and a woman. Alas for the Undead of Romania’s leftist (!) Social Democrat Party (PSD), who launched this assholic discrimination to distract from the party’s…

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