ivankadump

Feckless Trump: Ivanka Praises Daddy For Ending Humanitarian Crisis He Started

Politics  

Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL.   After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…

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pridefashions

Pride Merch Often Produced In LGBTQ Hostile Countries

Featured, Politics  

We just found today’s Queer-o. (That’s “queer hero,” for those who have not heard this term which we just invented.) Today’s Queer-o is the BBC for pointing out that H&M and Levi’s Pride clothing is partly being made in countries where homosexuality is illegal. On the surface, this is somewhat badass. It’s like if gender…

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rachelmaddow

Rachel Maddow Breaks Down While Reporting “Tender Age Shelters”

Featured, Politics  

Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…

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‘Jurassic World: Lost Lesbian’: Sequel Edits Out Queer Character Reveal

Entertainment, Featured  

Hollywood may have finally ended its problematic “Bury Your Gays” trope. You know the story: It’s where a queer character (usually a woman) shows up on a television show and does some damage, then gets written off via violent death. And since Hollywood is nothing if not a font of creativity and innovation, it has…

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lauraingraham

Fox Trumpette Laura Ingraham Equates Child Detention Centers To Summer Camp

Politics  

Remember summer camp? Remember the hours of nothingness to fill, the scheduled meals, the friends for life? Remember when you got to stay up all night with those friends in a detention center? Remember your hot camp counselors in their ICE uniforms? Remember how much you’d fawn over them as they cruelly separated you from…

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saragilbert

‘Roseanne’ Spinoff ‘Darlene’ Moving Closer To Reality

Entertainment  

What’s the greatest gift you can give a friend? As it turns out, it’s writing a horrific, racist tweet that gets you fired, thus opening the door for your friend to boost her career with a spin-off show. Weeks after cancelling its hit show Roseanne, ABC is reportedly moving forward with a spin-off show centered…

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kathygriffinmelanie

Kathy Griffin Attacks ‘Feckless Complicit Piece Of Sh**’ Melania Trump

Featured, Politics  

The legendary Griffin has risen again. Smelling the presence of new, vulnerable prey, The Griffin ascended from the fire pit of her Bel Air mansion yesterday and plunged her talons into … her iPhone … to emit a terrifying string of attacks … on Twitter … to finally and definitively rip apart … Melania Trump….

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amandla

‘Hunger Games’ Actor Amandla Stenberg Comes Out

Entertainment  

Amandla Stenberg grew up fast. It seems like only yesterday that she was a prepubescent Rue making everyone cry in The Hunger Games, but now, all of a sudden, she’s a grown ass woman coming out on Instagram. Yesterday, Stenberg, who has also appeared in the YA romance Everything, Everything, came out in a rainbow-rific…

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dragraceep

Final Four Eleganza Extravaganza: ‘RPDR’ 10 Episode 12

Entertainment, Featured  

Last night, millions of queer people across the country collectively gasped when RuPaul Andre Charles eliminated all contestants in the Final Four for the first time ever. Then she handed the crown to Miss Vangie, retired from drag, and set the entire building on fire. J/k, Ru did exactly what we all knew she was…

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