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‘First Ladies’: Jennifer Aniston, Tig Notaro Are U.S. President, Wife

Entertainment, Featured  

In a move that is sure to confuse straight conservative bros across the country, Netflix will be releasing a new film starring girl-on-girl action … between a female President of the United States and her wife. First Ladies, a political comedy written by Tig Notaro and her wife Stephanie Allynne, will feature Jennifer Aniston as…

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Landosexual: Donald Glover’s ‘Solo’ Character Outed As Pansexual

Entertainment, Featured  

Today’s queerbaiting brought to you by Solo: A Star Wars Story. In the grand tradition of modern blockbusters straight-washing their canonically queer characters or merely teasing at queer storylines that never arise, Solo has outed one of its main characters … as maybe pansexual, depending on how you look at it. According to Jonathan Kasdan,…

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‘Breastworld’ Fembots Rule: ‘RPDR’ Season 10 Episode 9 Tops, Bottoms

Entertainment  

In the future, when the robots take over, they will know that Drag Race was good to them. Last night’s parody of Westworld, dubbed Breastworld, took a sympathetic stance in support of robots — as in, robots other than Aquaria. And while the parody was a bit overlong and strained, it also identified with the…

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Cambridge Analytica Whistleblower Alleges Team Trump Suppressed Voters

Featured, Politics  

Remember Christopher Wylie, the pink-haired Canadian gay vegan who blew the whistle on Cambridge Analytica and their misuse of Facebook data earlier this year? Well, he ain’t done blowing that whistle, girl. Wylie told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that Cambridge Analytica also helped suppress votes from targeted sections of the American population, including…

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Harry And Meghan Royal Wedding Merch Is Bonkers

Comedy, Featured  

Democracy is crumbling and the United States has burnt through its last remaining bridges across the world, but let’s talk about the royal wedding. Whether you’ve wanted to or not, you’ve probably seen a ton of headlines about the wedding this week. But forget all that drama about Meghan Markle’s wedding party or how her…

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Cardi B Likes ‘Girls,’ Girls

Entertainment  

When your fiancé is a major homophobe, and you’re currently starring in a hit single that turns female-on-female sexuality into a money-making scheme, then your usual course of action is to apologize. But when you’re Cardi B, the apparent course of action is to come out as pansexual. After a number of straight and LGBTQ…

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Ball Of Collusion: Donald Trump Jr. Edition

Politics  

Black and blue or white and gold? Yanny or Laurel? Chicken or the egg? These are questions as old as time itself — and depending on one’s perspective, have very different answers. But today’s Big Question has to do with a June 2016 meeting between Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort, and a Kremlin-connected…

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Ch Ch Check It Out: Long Awaited Beastie Boys Bio Coming In October

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The surviving members of the Grammy-winning hip-hop band Beastie Boys, Ad-Rock and Mike D, have compiled a memoir that might as well be called War and Beast. The tome, which features contributions from A-list fans, weighs in at 592 pages. The memoir, out October 30th, will reportedly cover topics including the band’s “transition from teenage…

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Gyllenhaal, Cooper Portraying Leonard Bernstein In Competing Biopics

Entertainment, Featured  

Being a straight man in Hollywood can be so hard. There are people on all sides complaining about “diversity” and “representation” and “allowing gay actors to play gay roles,” and all you want to do is play gay enough times to win an Oscar. But alas, dear readers, there’s hope for straight men yet. In…

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Anti-Semitic, Homophobic Pastor Opens U.S. Embassy In Jerusalem

Politics  

Yesterday’s opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem has been a shitstorm of massive proportions, on multiple levels. Thus, it doesn’t come as a surprise that the White House is now pretending like its latest Embassy-related fuck-up just didn’t even happen. White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is saying the White House officially has…

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