trumpcrazy

Insane In The Membrane: Representative Introduces Bill Requiring Trump To Undergo Evaluation

Politics  

It’s been rumored that Alexander Haig, President Richard Nixon’s Chief of Staff from 1973 to 1974, closely guarded the nuclear weapons launch codes while Tricky Dick was drinking heavily and talking to portraits through the White House halls. More officially, Haig is credited with persuading Nixon, then embroiled in the Watergate scandal, to finally resign…

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sydneysangels

Sydney’s Angels: Drag Queen Avengers Bash Homophobic Thugs

Featured, Uncategorized  

Once upon a time there were three drag queens who performed at a gay bar in Australia. Their night ended and they went for a bite. They saw a gay man being bashed by straight, drunk assholes. They jumped in and kicked their asses. They are Sydney’s Angels. It was just after midnight in Darlinghurst,…

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kennedycenterhonors

Trump Announces New Kennedy Center Honors Recipients

Comedy, Featured  

In a stunning reversal of an earlier reversal, President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have decided they WILL attend the Kennedy Center Honors this December, but they’ve scrapped the initial honorees, in favor of new ones more supportive of the current Administration. The Trumps had issued a statement early Saturday saying they would…

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michelleobama

Will & Grace & Karen & Jack & Michelle, But No Rosario

Entertainment, Featured  

To hell with Winter. Fall is coming. It’s when we decide what to wear and where we’re going to watch the hotly anticipated return of classic TV comedy Will & Grace. If rumors are true, we are in for one goddess of a co-star, the regal Madame First Lady Mrs. Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama. Yes,…

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kalpenn

Trump’s Entire Arts And Humanities Panel Quits In Protest

Politics  

Drop the mic, check the gate, house lights up and everybody out. Did Trump’s entire Arts and Humanities panel just quit? You bet your multicultural ass they did. Hey Donald, the people you are insulting are standing right here. Your presidential advisory committees are made up of American human beings that can see, hear, feel,…

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australiaequality

Bugger Off! A ‘Straight Lives Matter’ Rally Is Happening In Australia

Featured, Politics  

(Editor’s Note: We had zero interest in seeing more pasty, angry-faced protestors this week so we’ve decided to use a pic from Priscilla to kick off this article.) In anticipation of Australia’s postal vote on same-sex marriage equality, the anti-marriage-equality group Party of Freedom will hold a “Straight Lives Matter,” rally on September 23 in…

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bannonout

White Nationalist Bannon Out As White House Chaos Escalates

Featured, Politics  

Donald Trump’s embattled chief strategist, Stephen Bannon, is out of the White House as of today. Bannon, who is credited with helping Trump snag the alt-right voting base and the presidency, will likely return to the on-line hard right new organization that made him famous, Breitbart.com. Bannon was instrumental in steering the pro-Isreal site into…

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heathersmom

Heather Heyer’s Mom Will Not Meet With Trump

Featured, Politics  

At the advent of his horrible presidency, Donald Trump used his tiny hand to push Prime Minister Dusko Markovic of Montenegro, out of the way. During a joint meeting at NATO in Brussels in May 2017 attended by various world leaders, most of the heads of state all walked in a mature, civilized manner toward…

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glennclose

Glenn Close Is Ready For Her Close Up In ‘Sunset Boulevard’ Movie

Entertainment  

It’s not a comeback, it’s a return! Norma Desmond will finally make a triumphant return to the big screen in Sunset Boulevard, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical adaptation of Billy Wilder’s 1950 masterpiece. Glenn Close, who earlier this year made her own return to the role of Norma Desmond, a faded silent film superstar, is said…

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