andrewgarfield

Andrew Garfield is Every Woman… or at least one helluva Whitney Houston

Entertainment  

Andrew Garfield is an Oscar-nominated actor, a recent-ish Spider-man, former boyfriend of Emma Stone and…every woman. The Brit thespian, currently headlining the West End revival of Angels in America, took the stage during the London stop of the Werq the World tour on May 31 and stunned RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Michelle Visage by donning…

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DivineToys

Want to play with Divine on Pink Flamingo sheets?

Comedy  

These are not cha-cha heels! They’re even better. In John Waters’ magnum opus Female Trouble queer icon Divine bemoaned having her Christmas ruined by not receiving a pair of black fuck me-pumps under the tree, but she would surely enjoy playing with herself – make that an action figure version of her famous character –…

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Why Is Queen Latifah Screaming In Front Of A Man’s Junk?

Entertainment  

In ads for her raunchy new comedy Girls Trip, Queen Latifah is seen with her mouth open wide in between the bare legs of a man (at least we think those smooth limbs belong to a man) accompanied by the tag line “You’ll be glad you came.” Talk about truth in advertising. The film appears…

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Milan

Actor/Rapper Milan Christopher Loses His Clothes, But Will He Find An Audience?

Comedy  

Rapper, actor, homosexual and now, attention whore seeking a “break the Internet moment,” Love & Hip Hop Hollywood co-star Milan Christopher lost his unmentionables to smash stereotypes about male sexuality, celebrity, musicians, something else, yadda-yadda. “I wanted to be judged on my hard-earned bubble butt, my I-stopped-enjoying-life six-pack, the ebony shade of my shaft rather than just…

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needleporn

Not Your Granny’s Needlepoint

Comedy  

Ah, the wholesome, genteel tradition of needlepoint, an art relegated to respectable, mature women and Rosey Grier. It brings to mind the appearance of Olivia De Havilland in The Heiress, at her needlework stand, severe eyebrows strained while stitching an image unseen to viewers. Probably a quaint, safe pond scene with hovering dragonflies. Decidedly not…

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marshaportrait

Marsha P. Johnson Will Soon Be Screaming And Streaming In Your Living Room

Entertainment  

The debate over who threw that first brick during the Stonewall riots will rage on forever, but Marsha P. Johnson’s name will always be part of the conversation as she and fellow trans activist pal Sylvia Rivera were definitely on the frontlines of the historic event in June 1969. The next year the two would…

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JKRowling

Tanarchy in the U.K.! Rowling Plots Demonstrations If Trump Visits Britain

Politics  

J.K. Rowling—the creative force responsible for making fantasy children’s books a lucrative literary genre—is coordinating demonstrations to counter a possible official visit to the U.K. from Melania Trump’s sweetheart deal, Spray-Tan-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. “Rather than crafting placards, I think we should enlarge Trump’s London tweets so they’re on camera everywhere he goes to ‘show support.’” The tweets…

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WhiteHouseControversy

White House Refused To Acknowledge Gay Spouse Of Luxembourg Leader

Politics  

If you had any remaining doubt that the current White House administration has homophobic tendencies, let this end your speculation. Last week a photo was taken of the spouses of all the leaders who participated in G7 summit in Europe. The picture was widely circulated and drew a fair amount of positive attention for including…

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