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Dashboard Confessional: Cop Cam Reveals RHONY Luann Death Threats

Comedy  

Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps used to consider herself “New York Royalty” due to her courtesy title of Countess following her divorce from French Count Alexandre de Lesseps in 2009. But then she married a normal non-royalty American rich guy in 2016 and lost the title of Countess — and it…

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Take Cover, ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Making Landfall Or Landfill Soon

Comedy, Featured  

Survivors of the first Hurricane Bianca are few and far between, but those who are still with us will remember it as one of the worst storms of the century. It started out strong — a potentially deadly cyclone drawing from the combined forces of Bianca Del Rio, Rachel Dratch, and some other people —…

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Paint An Ugly Picture: Jim Carrey’s Latest Portraits Include Cohen, Hannity

Comedy, Featured  

Wipe that smile off your face, Mona Lisa. There’s a new masterpiece in town. For the next installment in his “I’ve Had It” series (our words), Jim Carrey has created a portrait of Trump lawyer Michael Cohen that pays homage to the man’s 2015 quote in The Daily Beast: “I’m warning you, tread very fucking…

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Martin Scorsese Directing ‘SCTV’ Documentary For Netflix

Comedy, Featured  

To paraphrase Vegas vixen Lola Heatherton, “Martin Scorsese, I love you. I want to bear your children.” Fans of Heatherton, Guy Caballero, Edith Prickley and the hosers from “Great White North” rejoice! Famed filmmaker Scorsese will direct a special for Netflix that explores the enduring legacy of the Emmy-winning sketch comedy classic SCTV. The wickedly…

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Jim Carrey’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Trump Portraits Will Haunt You

Comedy, Featured  

Last Saturday, the very well-known actor Jim Carrey tweeted out the following cryptic picture and accompanying message:   Was it a new Lichtenstein? Was it a postmodern take on The Scream? Was it a subversion of The Mona Lisa, in which both the Mona Lisa and her smile looked absolutely terrifying? As most people with…

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It’s A Miracle! ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ 2-Part Season 4 Debuts In May

Comedy, Featured  

Emmy-nominated (and, honestly, one of our fave pop culture obsessions) Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is coming back to Netflix not once, but TWICE, in 2018. Sure, the new episodes will add up to the same total number of episodes as a typical season, but it will FEEL like more — and that’s what matters. Plus, you’ll…

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Footlong Foles: Super Bowl MVP Allegedly Has Massive Dong

Comedy, Featured  

Okay, “sports fans.” If you were in Philly the night after the Eagles’ Super Bowl historic win last Sunday, or if you took part in the free-beer parade celebrating the new NFL World Champions, you might have been one of the rowdy fans tempted to climb a Crisco-covered light pole. Speaking of poles, some other…

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‘Pretty’ Funny: Amy Schumer Returns With Body Positive Comedy

Comedy  

Remember when people loved Amy Schumer? But then they hated her, because of a few problematic stunts and, well, sexism? Well, now people are loving her again. In her latest appearance on Ellen, Schumer showed up dressed like a baby — and while we kind of wish she had gone full “adult baby” and donned…

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McDonald’s Fries May Cure Hair Loss, For Realz

Comedy  

People who still have decent digestive health might indulge in a large order of McDonald’s Fries—510 calories, 24 grams of fat, surprisingly only 350 milligrams of sodium (the FDA recommends limiting daily sodium intake to 2,300 milligrams; please note a pack of Top Ramen noodles contains 1,820 milligrams of sodium). Pishaw to those nutritional label…

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