whitehousemice

Trumps Deck The Halls With Mice, Ants, Tantrums

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

After the fucking horrible Senate debacle on Friday night into Saturday morning, in which all Rs—including McCain and Flake—removed their backbones to serve as shish kebobs to the lobbyists who wrote much of the tax bill, there is a little bit to laugh about. Not healthy, third-chakra cleaning guffaws, but laughter in the schadenfreude sense,…

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eltoneminem

Elton John Reveals Eminem’s Outrageous Wedding Gift

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Elton John and Eminem have finally taken their relationship to the next level. Remember when they went official at the 2001 Grammys by hugging and holding hands after performing “Stan?” Well, Elton has been hinting for the past sixteen years that the real Slim Shady needed to finally stand up and prove he was willing…

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trumpybear

Trumpy Bear: Your Holiday Gag Gift From Hell

Comedy, Featured  

Wondering what to get your brain-dead aunt or closeted Nazi neighbor for Christmas? Look no further than Trumpy Bear, the totally-not-a-joke stuffed bear that is currently making the infomercial rounds on Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and even Fox News. Presented in a terrific deadpan, the Trumpy Bear commercial — which surfaced online over the summer…

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trixie

Doll Parts: Trixie Mattel Is Having A Major Moment

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Trixie Mattel was eliminated TWICE from RuPaul’s Drag Race! However, condragulations are in order for the entrancing drag diva—also known as Brian Firkus when not performing—as Trixie’s YouTube series UNHhhh that she cohosts with Drag Race eliminated alum Katya Zamolodchikova (Brian McCook) has been picked up by Viceland and renamed The Trixie & Katya Show….

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chocolatesanta

Germans Not In Uproar Over Gay Chocolate Santa

Comedy  

As Starbucks braved yet another possible boycott, this time over possibly-lesbian hand holding on drink cups, German retailer Penny debuted a new holiday confection – a limited-edition, chocolate Zipfelmann, draped in a rainbow-striped wrapper to celebrate “diversity, tolerance, and love.” Penny had informed their 285,000 Facebook friends that the chocolate figure was created to show…

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jesushadtwodads

Queer Comic Cameron Esposito Shares Jesus With Two Daddies

Comedy, Entertainment  

It’s a holly jolly X-mas in queer comedian Cameron Esposito’s neighborhood in Los Angeles. On November 24, Esposito tweeted a photo of her neighbor’s front yard holiday décor: a nativity scene with two Josephs looking adoringly at the baby Jesus. The bearded Josephs are in pink garb and a plastic lamb is placed adjacent to…

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sarahhuckabee

GOP Strategist Assails Huckabee Sanders’ Daily ‘Avalanche Of Horseshit’

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

The American people have been forced to accept a number of unfortunate realities in 2017, including the fact that Sarah Huckabee Sanders now descends every morning from her membranous ceiling pod to spout lies to the media and ensure her natural slime coating doesn’t stick to the press room podium. GOP strategist Rick Wilson isn’t…

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barbiepride

Barbie Shows Her Pride With ‘Love Wins’ Tees

Comedy, Entertainment  

Barbie is serving her LGBTQ fans some stylishly supportive new tops. Romper posted the new, inclusive T-shirts as worn by Barbie on her own Barbie Style Instagram page.  The iconic doll and her brunch date, a miniature latex version of L.A.-based fashion blogger and designer Aimee Song, sport the cool new T’s.   Song’s own line…

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Kate McKinnon, Drag King Extraordinaire

Comedy, Entertainment, Exclusive, Featured  

Everyone (all right, almost everyone) loves drag queens. While there’s something inherently amusing about a dude in a dress, there’s also something poignant about a man embracing his femininity and paying homage to influential women. And thanks to RuPaul’s Drag Race, drag queens have now twirled into the mainstream and staked a claim to the…

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princeharry

Prince Harry Got Engaged To Someone And It Wasn’t You

Comedy, Featured  

Well, we just missed out on our last chance to marry into the Royal Family. Prince Ginger Minj, aka Prince Harry, is officially engaged. Unfortunately, the announcement did not happen on the critically-acclaimed (lol) series finale of the Fox reality show masterpiece I Wanna Marry Harry, but on Twitter. Harry reportedly proposed to Meghan Markle,…

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