growingupsupermodel

Celebrity Skin: Modeling Is So Hard When You’re Rich, Famous, Beautiful

Comedy  

“The world of fashion has changed. The most in-demand models today have a famous last name.” – Model/Daughter/Visionary Cambrie Schroder Nepotism! Privilege! Hollywood! Life can be tough when you’re celebrity offspring. And even tougher when you’re born beautiful and vacuous. Welcome to the glamorous world of Growing Up Supermodel, courtesy of Lifetime–the unofficial channel of…

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activist mom

This Christian Mom Of 10 Does Not Want Anyone To Know About Anal

Comedy  

Some people! They want to spoil the fun for everyone. After Teen Vogue published an article about anal sex advice in the interest of educating curious young people, a woman (“Elizabeth, the Activist Mommy”), who home schools 10 children and self-identifies as Christian, went apoplectic. She not only doesn’t want her 10 kids to know…

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TVhunksGoodman

Are TV Actors Too Shredded For Roles?

Comedy  

Picture this… May, 1992, John Goodman, star of TV’s top-rated Roseanne is cast as the lead in Cliffhanger, narrowly beating out Stallone for the role. Goodman had already started an intense diet/workout regime weeks before the series wrapped. By the June 15 filming start date, Goodman was ripped. His biceps had biceps. When the film…

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Kit Harington’s “GOT” Talent. Game Of Thrones Star’s Screen Tests Unearthed

Comedy  

Kit Harington who plays Jon Snow on HBO’s Game of Thrones, is showing shocking versatility in recently released mock audition tapes for several other characters on the insanely popular series. The auditions debuted on Jimmy Kimmel! Live where Harington appeared as a guest. Harington showcases his remarkable, and remarkably silly range by capturing the essence…

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topgunz

The Top Gun Sequel No One Asked For Is Heading To Theaters in 2019

Comedy  

It’s been over thirty years since Maverick, Goose, Iceman and Slider took to the skies and headed into the “danger zone.” Tom Cruise and Paramount Studios are betting the world wants/needs a sequel to Top Gun. Hence, Top Gun: Maverick is now on the calendar for a Summer 2019 release. “Stylistically, it’s gonna be the…

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vaticanorgy

Oh, Heavens! Gay Cocaine Orgy Busted By Cops Adds To Pope Francis’ Growing Scandals

Comedy  

The Pope must be praying for deliverance from recent scandals. After neighbor complaints, the Vatican police recently raided the apartment of the secretary to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, a key advisor to Pope Francis, interrupting a homosexual, cocaine-fueled orgy.  The raid is especially embarrassing for the Vatican as the apartment was also the headquarters of the…

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Is Self-Loathing Behind Dolce And Gabbana’s Decision To Dress Melania?

Comedy  

After reading about all the completely tone-deaf things that Dolce & Gabbana have done recently, such as opposing in vitro fertilization and adoption for same-sex parents, mammy earrings, shoes that pretty much endorse eating disorders, and naming these absolutely fabulous sandals “slave sandals,” one can imagine that their day begins with them sliding out of their…

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HeteroPrideArt

Heterosexual Pride Day Is Real — And Really Stupid

Comedy, Politics  

If you thought National Pride Month would come to a close without any official notice from the current White House administration, you were correct. Still, you probably weren’t prepared for the lunacy that is National Trolling Day Heterosexual Pride Day, a Twitter initiative that one day celebrates one 24-hour period when straight people can celebrate…

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DivineToys

Want to play with Divine on Pink Flamingo sheets?

Comedy  

These are not cha-cha heels! They’re even better. In John Waters’ magnum opus Female Trouble queer icon Divine bemoaned having her Christmas ruined by not receiving a pair of black fuck me-pumps under the tree, but she would surely enjoy playing with herself – make that an action figure version of her famous character –…

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