DivineToys

Want to play with Divine on Pink Flamingo sheets?

Comedy  

These are not cha-cha heels! They’re even better. In John Waters’ magnum opus Female Trouble queer icon Divine bemoaned having her Christmas ruined by not receiving a pair of black fuck me-pumps under the tree, but she would surely enjoy playing with herself – make that an action figure version of her famous character –…

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Milan

Actor/Rapper Milan Christopher Loses His Clothes, But Will He Find An Audience?

Comedy  

Rapper, actor, homosexual and now, attention whore seeking a “break the Internet moment,” Love & Hip Hop Hollywood co-star Milan Christopher lost his unmentionables to smash stereotypes about male sexuality, celebrity, musicians, something else, yadda-yadda. “I wanted to be judged on my hard-earned bubble butt, my I-stopped-enjoying-life six-pack, the ebony shade of my shaft rather than just…

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needleporn

Not Your Granny’s Needlepoint

Comedy  

Ah, the wholesome, genteel tradition of needlepoint, an art relegated to respectable, mature women and Rosey Grier. It brings to mind the appearance of Olivia De Havilland in The Heiress, at her needlework stand, severe eyebrows strained while stitching an image unseen to viewers. Probably a quaint, safe pond scene with hovering dragonflies. Decidedly not…

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