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Pretty Pancakes, Ugly Twins: ‘RPDR’ Season 10 Episode 11 Tops, Bottoms

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We’ve seen a lot of different strategies on this show — insult everyone into submission, stay true to yourself while ignoring the mean girls — but we’re unfamiliar with Kameron’s. Miss Michaels appears to have adopted the same strategy that those Jurassic Park kids did when the velociraptors walked into the kitchen: Say nothing and…

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Tab Hunter, Anthony Perkins Doomed Romance Headed To Silver Screen

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Breaking: Two very attractive male actors will be making out on a movie screen near you. Technically, the actual news is that Zachary Quinto and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to produce a biopic called Tab & Tony about the secret romance between legendary screen hotties Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins, but we heard the…

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Justice League: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming Soon

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There are a lot of Barbies who are unaware of their rights. They blithely drive around in their Barbie Dream Jeeps and switch between being astronauts and orca trainers like dilletantes, but they never think about the world outside their waxy blonde hair and molded plastic vajayjays. But finally, there might be an action figure…

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Sinister ‘Suspiria’ Trailer Delivers Creepy Feels, Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton

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There’s a trailer out for Luca Guadagnino’s new movie Suspiria, and it’s nothing short of horrific: Armie Hammer is nowhere to be seen, and everyone is wearing a shirt. Suspiria, an homage to the 1977 horror film of the same name, stars Dakota Johnson as an uptight dancer with pallid skin, a high forehead, and…

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Channing Tatum Announces ‘Magic Mike’ Musical Hitting Stage Soon

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According to an announcement made by Channing Tatum on Britain’s Got Talent, Magic Mike Live is headed to the Hippodrome Casino in London this November. In other news, Queen Elizabeth just purchased oversized sunglasses, a trench coat, and a booth at the Hippodrome Casino. (She requested a vibrating seat, but the establishment denied her request.) If you…

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The Talent Family: Siblings Amy And David Sedaris Are Everywhere

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The Sedarises (Sedari?) are tag-teaming the entertainment business again, but this time no one’s using protection. They’re coming right in with the wit and getting us all pregnant … with laughs. Well, sort of. In addition to Amy’s recurring role as tightly-unwound Mimi Kanasis on season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the first half of…

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Femmes Are Strong As Hell: ‘Unbreakable,’ Unapologetic Tituss Burgess

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Tituss Burgess may have just pulled a Mean Girls and accused Tina Fey of being a drug pusher. In an interview about season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (the first half of which is out today), Burgess speculated on Fey’s zen attitude to her role as exec producer on Schmidt. “I never heard, not once,…

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Cate, Capers, Creepy Kids, More: Your Flagrant June Movie Preview

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The Summer movie season is in full swing, and there are more options in June other than just hoping Chris Pratt gets eaten by a dinosaur. Here’s the 411:   Ocean’s 8, a.k.a. Women Steal Things Better June 8 — This much-awaited womanly Ocean’s update boasts a fabulous premise (an attempted heist at the Met…

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‘Roseanne’ Cancelled After Barr’s Racist Twitter Vomit

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Roseanne Barr has done a lot in the name of “political correctness” in recent years — advocate for Trump, mock “libtards,” dub intersectionality a “degenerate” philosophy — but now she’s just gone full racist. And now her reboot has been cancelled. Here’s the tea: In response to a post about former Barack Obama adviser (and…

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Shirtless Recruits Mount Lubed Phallus For Herndon Climb

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Every year, a thousand muscly shirtless men (and a few hundred women) jostle each other for the opportunity to grab each other’s butts, grasp each other’s rippling shoulders, and mount a giant, thick, lubed-up phallus in the name of brotherhood. Eventually, the mass of bodies becomes a throbbing mass of limbs, buttocks, and sweat —…

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