hudsonnabors

Flagrant Flashback: Rock Hudson, Jim Nabors Gay Wedding Scandal

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Joke:  If Rock Hudson married Gomer Pyle, he would be known as “Rock Pyle.” That was the gag behind the party invitations that went out. In the early 1970s, a middle-aged gay couple who threw the year’s biggest party in Huntington Beach, California – usually exceeding 500 guests – thought their invitation was a riot….

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laganja

So You Think You Can Prance: ‘Drag Race’ Star Laganja Estranja Slays ‘SYTYCD’

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MISS Laganja Estranja is BACK hunty, okurrrrrrr, *tongue pop*, *death drop*, okurrrrrrrr? Miss Estranja, who is bringing her familiar lunacy, charm, and drag clichés to the newest season of So You Think You Can Dance?, recently opened up about her newest job as a spokesqueen for marijuana understanding and awareness. She also seems to be…

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willywonka

Three Willys: Glover, Gosling, Miller Favorited For ‘Wonka’ Origin Movie

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Warner Brothers has singled out three potential lead actors for its Willy Wonka origin movie — and depending on who they choose, you may want to fuck Willy Wonka. According to Collider, the good ol’ WB has narrowed down its Willys to Ryan Gosling, Donald Glover, and Ezra Miller. Those are some big Willys right…

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tabhunter

Tab Hunter, Anthony Perkins Doomed Romance Headed To Silver Screen

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Breaking: Two very attractive male actors will be making out on a movie screen near you. Technically, the actual news is that Zachary Quinto and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to produce a biopic called Tab & Tony about the secret romance between legendary screen hotties Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins, but we heard the…

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trumpnationalanthem

Trump’s New National Anthem Lyrics Revealed

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Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….

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rbgactionfigure

Justice League: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming Soon

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There are a lot of Barbies who are unaware of their rights. They blithely drive around in their Barbie Dream Jeeps and switch between being astronauts and orca trainers like dilletantes, but they never think about the world outside their waxy blonde hair and molded plastic vajayjays. But finally, there might be an action figure…

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suspiriatrailer

Sinister ‘Suspiria’ Trailer Delivers Creepy Feels, Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton

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There’s a trailer out for Luca Guadagnino’s new movie Suspiria, and it’s nothing short of horrific: Armie Hammer is nowhere to be seen, and everyone is wearing a shirt. Suspiria, an homage to the 1977 horror film of the same name, stars Dakota Johnson as an uptight dancer with pallid skin, a high forehead, and…

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magicmikelondon

Channing Tatum Announces ‘Magic Mike’ Musical Hitting Stage Soon

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According to an announcement made by Channing Tatum on Britain’s Got Talent, Magic Mike Live is headed to the Hippodrome Casino in London this November. In other news, Queen Elizabeth just purchased oversized sunglasses, a trench coat, and a booth at the Hippodrome Casino. (She requested a vibrating seat, but the establishment denied her request.) If you…

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sedari

The Talent Family: Siblings Amy And David Sedaris Are Everywhere

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The Sedarises (Sedari?) are tag-teaming the entertainment business again, but this time no one’s using protection. They’re coming right in with the wit and getting us all pregnant … with laughs. Well, sort of. In addition to Amy’s recurring role as tightly-unwound Mimi Kanasis on season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the first half of…

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antarctica

Antartica To Hold First Ever Pride Event In June

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Forget San Francisco, y’all. Antarctica is the new gayborhood. On April 22, 10 employees of McMurdo Station, Antarctica’s biggest research station, planted a rainbow flag in anticipation of the continent’s Pride celebration in June. In addition to gays in Antarctica having a better excuse to call each other “frigid bitch” during Pride weekend now, this…

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