rachelmaddow

Rachel Maddow Breaks Down While Reporting “Tender Age Shelters”

Featured, Politics  

Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…

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jurassicworld

‘Jurassic World: Lost Lesbian’: Sequel Edits Out Queer Character Reveal

Entertainment, Featured  

Hollywood may have finally ended its problematic “Bury Your Gays” trope. You know the story: It’s where a queer character (usually a woman) shows up on a television show and does some damage, then gets written off via violent death. And since Hollywood is nothing if not a font of creativity and innovation, it has…

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kathygriffinmelanie

Kathy Griffin Attacks ‘Feckless Complicit Piece Of Sh**’ Melania Trump

Featured, Politics  

The legendary Griffin has risen again. Smelling the presence of new, vulnerable prey, The Griffin ascended from the fire pit of her Bel Air mansion yesterday and plunged her talons into … her iPhone … to emit a terrifying string of attacks … on Twitter … to finally and definitively rip apart … Melania Trump….

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dragraceep

Final Four Eleganza Extravaganza: ‘RPDR’ 10 Episode 12

Entertainment, Featured  

Last night, millions of queer people across the country collectively gasped when RuPaul Andre Charles eliminated all contestants in the Final Four for the first time ever. Then she handed the crown to Miss Vangie, retired from drag, and set the entire building on fire. J/k, Ru did exactly what we all knew she was…

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hudsonnabors

Flagrant Flashback: Rock Hudson, Jim Nabors Gay Wedding Scandal

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Joke:  If Rock Hudson married Gomer Pyle, he would be known as “Rock Pyle.” That was the gag behind the party invitations that went out. In the early 1970s, a middle-aged gay couple who threw the year’s biggest party in Huntington Beach, California – usually exceeding 500 guests – thought their invitation was a riot….

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laganja

So You Think You Can Prance: ‘Drag Race’ Star Laganja Estranja Slays ‘SYTYCD’

Entertainment, Featured  

MISS Laganja Estranja is BACK hunty, okurrrrrrr, *tongue pop*, *death drop*, okurrrrrrrr? Miss Estranja, who is bringing her familiar lunacy, charm, and drag clichés to the newest season of So You Think You Can Dance?, recently opened up about her newest job as a spokesqueen for marijuana understanding and awareness. She also seems to be…

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willywonka

Three Willys: Glover, Gosling, Miller Favorited For ‘Wonka’ Origin Movie

Entertainment, Featured  

Warner Brothers has singled out three potential lead actors for its Willy Wonka origin movie — and depending on who they choose, you may want to fuck Willy Wonka. According to Collider, the good ol’ WB has narrowed down its Willys to Ryan Gosling, Donald Glover, and Ezra Miller. Those are some big Willys right…

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tabhunter

Tab Hunter, Anthony Perkins Doomed Romance Headed To Silver Screen

Entertainment, Featured  

Breaking: Two very attractive male actors will be making out on a movie screen near you. Technically, the actual news is that Zachary Quinto and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to produce a biopic called Tab & Tony about the secret romance between legendary screen hotties Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins, but we heard the…

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trumpnationalanthem

Trump’s New National Anthem Lyrics Revealed

Featured, Politics  

Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….

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rbgactionfigure

Justice League: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming Soon

Entertainment, Featured  

There are a lot of Barbies who are unaware of their rights. They blithely drive around in their Barbie Dream Jeeps and switch between being astronauts and orca trainers like dilletantes, but they never think about the world outside their waxy blonde hair and molded plastic vajayjays. But finally, there might be an action figure…

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