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Gay Bop Star Troye Sivan Unleashes New Single

Entertainment, Featured  

According to the Standardized Flagrant Scale of Bopness, 22-year-old Troye Sivan’s new single “My My My” is a bonafide bop. It’s smooth, chill, and weirdly sexy, and it’s already stuck in our heads after two listens. By the way, we say “weirdly” because Troye looks like he’s 17. “’My My My!’ is a song of…

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Ansel Elgort, Timothee Chalamet Keeping High School Bromance Alive

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Ansel Elgort of Baby Driver is kind of a dickwad, as evidenced by the many misogynistic and oblivious remarks he has made in the press over the years. So it probably shouldn’t be a surprise that Elgort’s fellow students at the famed LaGuardia High School disliked him more than they did Timothee Chalamet. “No one…

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Not As Good As You Remember: ‘Breakfast Club’ Gets Criterion Release

Entertainment, Featured  

The late John Hughes was a Reaganite conservative. He got his foot in the door of the entertainment world by writing for the often bawdy National Lampoon publication, where fellow right-winger P.J. O’Rourke was editor. He started writing screenplays, succeeding with National Lampoon’s Vacation in 1983, a box office success that gave Hughes a deal…

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Trump’s Racist ‘Shithole’ Comment Surprises Exactly No One

Featured, Politics  

Anonymous sources present during a White House meeting on Thursday revealed the Shithead in Chief referred to Haiti and nations in Africa as “shithole countries.” The purpose of the meeting in the Cabinet Room with members of Congress was to discuss a bipartisan immigration deal to retool the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or DACA…

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Trolls Come For Fierce 9-Year-Old Drag Model Lactatia

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The alt-right is once again associating the art of drag with child abuse and pedophilia, somehow. After Brandon Hilton, owner of fashion company House of Mann, posted photos of 9-year-old drag queen Lactatia to social media in December, members of the far right stormed Twitter to accuse Mann of inflicting “child abuse” on Lactitia. As…

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Bad Vibes: Coachella Owner Anschutz Continues Support Of Right Wing Causes

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The New York Times, CNN, ABC, and MSNBC are all fake news, so who’s out there asking the real questions now? Apparently, Teen Vogue. The site recently tackled Philip Anschutz, the owner of Coachella, and seemed to provide conclusive evidence that he’s a homophobic, racist, misogynist dick holster. Wow, what a surprise: No-chella is not…

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Male Sex Robots Are Coming Soon To Steal Your Man

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Hallelujah! Finally, sex robots, even male ones WITH BIONIC PENISES, will soon be available. Realbotix, based in the THC-legal state of California, is the company that aims to give us another option when we are lonely for another human being and their non-bionic cock. Matt McMullen, the founder of Realbotix, has developed an artificial intelligence…

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Golden Globe Awards Launch Oprah For President Chatter

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Let’s all thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for handing our favorite celebrities free booze last night, because we have now been blessed with a number of high quality moments that might actually go down in history. First there’s Future President of the United States Oprah Winfrey, who had people standing and cheering before she could…

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Winning! Trans Lotto Millionaire Won’t Share With Family That Disowned Her

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2018 is all about leaving behind your fake friends — and for Melissa Ede, that means her own children. The 57-year-old Ede, who just won 4 million pounds in the British lottery, is not sharing any of her money with her four adult kids — and once you know the reason why, you’ll totally sympathize….

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I Fell in Love Three Times Before Timothee Chalamet F###ed Me

Comedy, Featured  

By: The Peach from ‘Call Me By Your Name’ Some peaches shoot for the moon. They see their friends and relatives pass from orchard to grocery store to human digestive tract, and strive for more. But their tragedy lies in their truth: They can’t pick who picks them. They can only rely on sheer luck…

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