eltoneminem

Elton John Reveals Eminem’s Outrageous Wedding Gift

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Elton John and Eminem have finally taken their relationship to the next level. Remember when they went official at the 2001 Grammys by hugging and holding hands after performing “Stan?” Well, Elton has been hinting for the past sixteen years that the real Slim Shady needed to finally stand up and prove he was willing…

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bryansinger

Director Bryan Singer Disappears During Queen Biopic Shoot

Entertainment, Featured  

Bryan Singer has mysteriously disappeared in the middle of directing Bohemian Rhapsody, a Queen biopic starring Rami Malek, leading some (a.k.a. us) to believe he may be prepping for a new wave of sexual harassment allegations. Singer reportedly failed to return to production following the Thanksgiving break, causing 20th Century Fox to halt production on…

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princegeorge

Cleric Urges Faithful To Bless Prince George With ‘Fine Young Gentleman’

Featured, Politics  

Comments from the Very Reverend Kelvin Holdsworth have created something of a sticky wicket within the Church of England. In a blog post on Thursday, the notable gay rights advocate encouraged Anglican Communion adherents to “pray in the privacy of their hearts (or in public if they dare) for the Lord to bless Prince George…

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flynnguilty

Flynn Pleads Guilty To Lying To FBI, Promises ‘Full Cooperation’ With Probe

Featured, Politics  

At this point, Robert Mueller’s ongoing investigation of the Trump administration is like the climactic scene in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman takes on the Crazy 88 — except Mueller is Uma Thurman and his Crazy Badass Murder Sword is the Law. (We suppose in this scenario that Mueller’s version of the Wedding is James…

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trumpybear

Trumpy Bear: Your Holiday Gag Gift From Hell

Comedy, Featured  

Wondering what to get your brain-dead aunt or closeted Nazi neighbor for Christmas? Look no further than Trumpy Bear, the totally-not-a-joke stuffed bear that is currently making the infomercial rounds on Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and even Fox News. Presented in a terrific deadpan, the Trumpy Bear commercial — which surfaced online over the summer…

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bjorknina

Bjork Returns With New Album, Wants Collabo With Nina Bo’Nina Brown

Entertainment, Featured  

Bjork and Nina Bo’Nina Brown have a lot in common: They both like to put weird shit on their faces, and … uh … They’re both … human. OK, so maybe they don’t have a lot in common. But Bjork still wants to collaborate with Nina Bo’Nina Boo Radley Osama Bin Laden Brown after watching…

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obamaaidsday

Obama, Kimmel Commemorate World AIDS Day

Featured, Politics  

Today, December 1 is World AIDS Day. In conjunction with Jimmy Kimmel Live, President Obama made videotaped statements to observe the day and motivate viewers to continue a vigilant fight against the disease. “This World AIDS Day, everyone has a role to play. Jimmy Kimmel’s not just a talk-show host, he’s an activist. Bono’s not…

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trixie

Doll Parts: Trixie Mattel Is Having A Major Moment

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Trixie Mattel was eliminated TWICE from RuPaul’s Drag Race! However, condragulations are in order for the entrancing drag diva—also known as Brian Firkus when not performing—as Trixie’s YouTube series UNHhhh that she cohosts with Drag Race eliminated alum Katya Zamolodchikova (Brian McCook) has been picked up by Viceland and renamed The Trixie & Katya Show….

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decembermoviepreview

10 Films You Need To See In December

Entertainment, Featured  

The Disaster Artist – December 1 Not a queer film — but it does star the queer-adjacent James Franco as Tommy Wiseau, the director of cult fave The Room. The film, which follows Wiseau as he creates his critically panned pet project, also stars Seth Rogen, Dave Franco, Josh Hutcherson, Eliza Coupe, Melanie Griffith, Bryan…

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sarahhuckabee

GOP Strategist Assails Huckabee Sanders’ Daily ‘Avalanche Of Horseshit’

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

The American people have been forced to accept a number of unfortunate realities in 2017, including the fact that Sarah Huckabee Sanders now descends every morning from her membranous ceiling pod to spout lies to the media and ensure her natural slime coating doesn’t stick to the press room podium. GOP strategist Rick Wilson isn’t…

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