trumpmacron

Sacre Poo! Trump’s Stilted Macron Bromance Overshadowed By Setbacks

Featured, Politics  

If President Trump had the energy or upper arm strength to punch a wall, he’d punch a wall right now. As his bromance with French President Macron cools – lest we forget “DandruffGate 2018,” as well as the incredibly awkward PDA’s including handshakes, kisses, air kisses – the President experienced a number of devastating setbacks…

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madonnatupacletter

Madonna’s Hair, Underwear, Tupac Breakup Letter Heading To Auction

Entertainment, Featured  

Worried your giant Madonna shrine in your living room isn’t creepy enough? Don’t worry! Now you can purchase extremely intimate possessions once owned by Madonna so that your shrine will have the intrusive and psychotic touch it so desperately needs! More specifically, a few materials once owned by the Material Girl/Woman/Lady are now going up…

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parklandprom

Nation Weeps: Parkland Activists Kasky, Hogg NOT Attending Prom Together

Featured, Politics  

“When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter — far beneath the bitter snows — lies the seed, that with the sun’s love, in the spring, becomes the rose.” —    Mahatma…

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shania

That Don’t Impress Us Much: Shania Twain Apologizes For Trump Support

Featured, Politics  

Remember when Shania Twain sang, “I ain’t gonna act politically correct / I only want to have a good time,” and we were all like “OMG so fun, you do you Shania?” We should not have enabled her. Just days after appearing as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Shania Twain took whatever goodwill…

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rogerstonebush

Nasty Barbara Bush Comments Get Trump Crony Roger Stone Fired From Gig

Featured, Politics  

We always assumed that in order to get kicked out of a country club, you’d have to: (a) accidentally misquote Caddyshack, (b) maliciously set fire to a VHS copy of The Legend of Bagger Vance, or (c) be friends with more than one Muslim. But thanks to Trump crony, sentient fart and recipient of the world’s…

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biancadelrio

Take Cover, ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Making Landfall Or Landfill Soon

Comedy, Featured  

Survivors of the first Hurricane Bianca are few and far between, but those who are still with us will remember it as one of the worst storms of the century. It started out strong — a potentially deadly cyclone drawing from the combined forces of Bianca Del Rio, Rachel Dratch, and some other people —…

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dragraceep

‘RPDR’ Season 10, Episode 5: ‘Bossy Rossy’ Bottoms, Tops

Entertainment, Featured  

“Okay, so you’re the Chocolate Judd. That don’t impress me much.” … is what Shania Twain would have said to Mayhem Miller last night, had she spoken more than eleven words. But unfortunately, the Best Selling Female Country Singer of All Time was largely silent in this week’s episode, much like her strong and silent…

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jimcarreypaints

Paint An Ugly Picture: Jim Carrey’s Latest Portraits Include Cohen, Hannity

Comedy, Featured  

Wipe that smile off your face, Mona Lisa. There’s a new masterpiece in town. For the next installment in his “I’ve Had It” series (our words), Jim Carrey has created a portrait of Trump lawyer Michael Cohen that pays homage to the man’s 2015 quote in The Daily Beast: “I’m warning you, tread very fucking…

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ruperteverett

Rupert Everett Goes Wilde In ‘The Happy Prince’

Entertainment, Featured  

When’s the last time an image of a train entering a tunnel ended up being a metaphor for gay sex, and you laughed — just really laughed? Well, that won’t happen in The Happy Prince. While the movie does have a scene in which a train plowing through a tunnel serves as a metaphor for…

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hereditary

From ‘Muriel’ To Manic: Toni Collette’s Latest ‘Hereditary’ Trailer Is Creepy AF

Entertainment, Featured  

Toni Collette is back on our movie screens in a supernatural horror thriller that can only be described as Little Miss Psychopath. Wait, no: The Sixth Jump Scare. Wait, no: Muriel’s Slow, Disturbing Descent into Madness. The movie’s actual title is Hereditary, but those other titles that we just made up are more descriptive, tbh….

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