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As If! MTV Launches ’90’s House,’ A Retro-Themed Game Show

Entertainment, Featured  

It’s Big Brother meets BBC’s Victorian Slum House meets Saved by the Bell meets The Real World. It’s MTV’s latest stab at cultural relevance, 90’s House. Here’s the premise: twelve Millennial housemates will be deprived of their everyday gear and gadgets (skinny jeans, soy lattes, cell phones, laptops, etc) and will stay in a ‘90s-inspired…

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Size Queen Trump Tours Flood Ravaged Texas, Praises Crowd Numbers

Featured, Politics  

We’ve known for months that Trump is obsessed with size. Penis size. Border wall size. Crowd size. Maybe it’s overcompensation for his baby-sized hands. He’s been ridiculed for that since Spy Magazine reigned in the ‘80s, where he was routinely referred to as, “a short-fingered vulgarian.” While touring the flood ravaged Gulf Coast of Texas,…

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Queer ‘Heathers’ Reboot Is Coming For You In 2018

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Can’t figure out how to reconcile your love of the past with the in-your-face homogeneity of 1980’s casting tendencies? The Paramount Network (formerly known as  SpikeTV) has an answer for you in the form of a thrashing reboot of the 1988 cult classic Heathers. In this reboot, the mostly white, cis-female cast has been updated…

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Barbra, Bette, Cher Find New Common Ground: Disgust With Trump

Featured, Politics  

Barbra Streisand. Bette Midler. Cher. Sure, they’re all diva entertainers of a certain age but listing the specific qualities shared by these three gay faves would require an essay the length of an encyclopedia. Our favorite is easy, however. It’s the intense disgust they feel toward our current president, each in a distinct way similar…

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Senator, Veteran Tammy Duckworth Assails Trump’s Trans Ban

Featured, Politics  

Yesterday, President Archie Bunker—who somehow avoided the draft—seems to have moved beyond his tweet threatening to ban transgender individuals from the U.S. military. It has been reported official White House instructions have been sent to the Department of Defense to remove transgender members from the military, and to the Pentagon to prevent trans persons from…

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Lady Gaga: A Star Is Boring

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Forever starved for attention/authenticity/adulation, Lady Gaga is going to debut Five Foot Two, “a documentary about her life” in September. The film will simultaneously debut at the Toronto International Film Festival and on Netflix September 24. She tweeted three short clips of the documentary, showing her in various, artsy Instagram-filtered clips speaking about how she…

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Five Movies You Definitely Need To See In September

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September is upon us. The blockbuster movies from summer are ending their theatrical runs, yet it’s still a bit early for the obvious awards bait releases. Here are five movies we’re excited about and a couple that may go the distance and score some love from Oscar next year. Battle of the Sexes Release Date:…

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Prince’s Purple Reign Returns To London

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Prince Rogers Nelson left this world on April 21, 2016 at age 57. Too soon, we say, as he still had so much left with which to dazzle us. Although there are disputes about his estate, specifically about the vault of unreleased music material, items within Paisley Park are set for a traveling exhibition entitled…

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Don Lemon Calls Trump ‘Embarrassing,’ ‘Small, ‘Unhinged’

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Following President Trump’s attempt to gaslight the nation with a fact-revising speech at what was essentially a campaign rally in Phoenix last night, countless people offered their takes on the horrifying assault on our ears and brains. Veteran newsman Dan Rather lamented 45’s attempt to “create an alternate reality.” Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton, who had…

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