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Savvy Marketing Or Cowardice? Hit Comedy ‘Blockers’ Kept Queer Storyline Secret

Entertainment, Featured  

Here’s something unexpected: The well-reviewed sex comedy Blockers, which features a scene in which John Cena butt-chugs beer and then poops it into his friend’s face, is the best thing for queer rights since Harvey Milk. Don’t quote us on that. With a current domestic box office haul of $53.1 million, Blockers is certainly attracting…

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Penelope Cruz, Antonio Banderas Reunite For Almodovar’s Next Film

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Q: What’s better than an Almodovar movie starring Penelope Cruz or an Almodovar movie starring Antonio Banderas? A: An Almodovar movie starring BOTH OF THEM. For his next project, the Spanish legend will team up with his favorite two specimens of human perfection for a meditation on “first loves, second loves, mothers, mortality, the 60s,…

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Martin Scorsese Directing ‘SCTV’ Documentary For Netflix

Comedy, Featured  

To paraphrase Vegas vixen Lola Heatherton, “Martin Scorsese, I love you. I want to bear your children.” Fans of Heatherton, Guy Caballero, Edith Prickley and the hosers from “Great White North” rejoice! Famed filmmaker Scorsese will direct a special for Netflix that explores the enduring legacy of the Emmy-winning sketch comedy classic SCTV. The wickedly…

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Bey Slays: Beyonce Reunites Destiny’s Child, Dominates Coachella

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It’s cute that Leonardo DaVinci ever thought his Vitruvian Man would be considered the gold standard of human perfection. After Bey’s superhuman Coachella performance and “surprise” Destiny’s Child reunion yesterday, it might be time to update DaVinci’s illustration of “ideal human proportions” with Beyonce’s face and a lapel mic. Of course, we already knew that…

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‘Pose’ Is Burning: Ryan Murphy’s Latest Resembles Legendary Vogueing Doc

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When we heard about Ryan Murphy’s latest (and last) output for FX, the NYC voguing drama Pose, we assumed it would at least pay homage to the seminal 1990 documentary Paris is Burning. What we didn’t know, however, is that it would blatantly rip it off. Judging by the first trailer for Pose, which plays…

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‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ 10 Ep 4: Bottoms, Tops, Flops

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This week’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race blessed us with an exclusive sneak “peak” of Olympus Mons is Burning, the sequel to Paris is Burning that will take place on Mars in 100 years. Oh, FYI, Olympus Mons is an enormous shield volcano on Mars — the largest in the entire solar system. You would…

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Say ‘Anything’: New Trailer Features Matt Bomer As Trans Sex Worker

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A new trailer just dropped for Matt Bomer’s latest starring vehicle Anything, an indie romance-drama opening May 11 that earned “respectable” reviews when it debuted at the 2017 Los Angeles Film Festival. And to answer your first question: No, this isn’t a prequel to Say Anything. Some of you will recall the controversy that arose when…

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Tabloids And Toddlers: National Enquirer Paid To Kill Trump Love Child Story

Featured, Politics  

In the first ever occasion of “The National Enquirer” and “serious news” being associated together in the same article, the Associated Press reported today that the Enquirer once paid a doorman $30,000 to keep him quiet about information that would have hurt Donald Trump’s campaign. Reportedly, the recipient of the hush money — a former…

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As Scandals Swirl Around Her, Melania Attempts To Reassure Middle Schoolers

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Yesterday, thanks to an unexpectedly poetic would-be fluff piece from People Magazine, we received a hilarious, disconcerting gaze into the ironic life of Melania Trump. In the piece, which nominally set out to cover Melania’s “listening session” with a group of middle-school students on Monday, a “tumbling water glass” became a sublime, literary metaphor for…

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