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Wedding Belles? Caitlyn Jenner Reportedly Engaged To Trans Model

Entertainment, Featured  

As Kanye West continues to have what we in the biz call a “full-on public breakdown” — and his wife allies with third-rate heist movie villains Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump — Caitlyn Jenner has drawn coke lines in the sand and established herself as the world’s most stable Kardashian-Jenner. (See: “Things that are not…

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President Pinocchio: Trump Surpasses 3000 Lies With Doctor Revelation

Featured, Politics  

Donald Trump must have had a falling out with his personal doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, because Bornstein is now revealing that he did not, in fact, draft that letter about Trump’s health that Trump released to the press in 2015. You may recall that the letter claimed Trump would be “the healthiest” President in history,…

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‘Call Me’ Director’s ‘Suspiria’ Remake Earns Raves From Original Star

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Skeptics be damned. Seems like many, including the film’s original star, Jessica Harper, are very impressed with what they’ve seen of Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria remake… reboot… homage. The film is slated for release this Fall, but horror fans were treated to first footage from the movie at CinemaCon on…

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Yas, Queen! ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Preview Wows CinemaCon

Entertainment, Featured  

The first trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody, a.k.a. the Queen biopic, a.k.a. the Freddie Mercury movie, a.k.a. the movie that Bryan Singer was fired from because of his pesky sexual harassment, is now available for your viewing pleasure. Oh wait, nope. Excuse us. It’s only available for CinemaCon attendees’ viewing pleasure — not for plebeians like…

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More Human Than Human: Sean Spicer Unveils Melania Waxwork

Featured, Politics  

On Wednesday, former White House paid liar Sean Spicer took a break from being involuntarily retired to reach a new low in his already tragic career: He unveiled a wax figure of Melania Trump at Madame Tussauds’ Wax Museum. Of course, everyone at the unveiling soon realized they had made a huge mistake and that…

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Janelle Monae Comes Out In Rolling Stone Interview

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Remember back when people would collectively clutch their pearls every time a celebrity came out of the closet? Well, in 2018, that’s still very much a thing in certain hellscapes across the country —but there are two additional contingents who have become just as vocal. First, there are the well-meaning straight liberals who say, “I…

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Sacre Poo! Trump’s Stilted Macron Bromance Overshadowed By Setbacks

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If President Trump had the energy or upper arm strength to punch a wall, he’d punch a wall right now. As his bromance with French President Macron cools – lest we forget “DandruffGate 2018,” as well as the incredibly awkward PDA’s including handshakes, kisses, air kisses – the President experienced a number of devastating setbacks…

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Madonna’s Hair, Underwear, Tupac Breakup Letter Heading To Auction

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Worried your giant Madonna shrine in your living room isn’t creepy enough? Don’t worry! Now you can purchase extremely intimate possessions once owned by Madonna so that your shrine will have the intrusive and psychotic touch it so desperately needs! More specifically, a few materials once owned by the Material Girl/Woman/Lady are now going up…

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Nation Weeps: Parkland Activists Kasky, Hogg NOT Attending Prom Together

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“When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter — far beneath the bitter snows — lies the seed, that with the sun’s love, in the spring, becomes the rose.” —    Mahatma…

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