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Trump To Journalist Stahl: Attacks On The Press Attempt To ‘Discredit You All’

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Attn: We’ve gone full Nineteen Eighty-Forty-Five. According to CBS News journalist Lesley Stahl, Donald Trump once admitted to attacking the press in order to purposely discredit them.   Reportedly, when Stahl asked Trump prior to the 2016 election why he criticized the press so aggressively, Trump responded, “You know why I do it? I do…

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Stormy Daniels Getting Key To West Hollywood At Adult Boutique

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In ancient times, the key to a city actually meant something. Whenever a friendly dignitary visited a city, that city would give them a functional key that opened the city’s gates. The city was essentially saying, “Hey dude, we trust you not to break in and murder our wives and children or draw giant dicks…

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Schumer, Sarandon Make Campaign Contributions To Gay Man Challenging Bigot Kim Davis

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There’s a historic, climactic battle of good and evil happening in Kentucky right now — and it’s all over who gets to sit in a chair and file paperwork. Actrevists Amy Schumer and Susan Sarandon have thrown their money behind David Ermold, the Democratic candidate challenging Kim Davis for the role of county clerk in…

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Cambridge Analytica Whistleblower Alleges Team Trump Suppressed Voters

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Remember Christopher Wylie, the pink-haired Canadian gay vegan who blew the whistle on Cambridge Analytica and their misuse of Facebook data earlier this year? Well, he ain’t done blowing that whistle, girl. Wylie told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that Cambridge Analytica also helped suppress votes from targeted sections of the American population, including…

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Ball Of Collusion: Donald Trump Jr. Edition

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Black and blue or white and gold? Yanny or Laurel? Chicken or the egg? These are questions as old as time itself — and depending on one’s perspective, have very different answers. But today’s Big Question has to do with a June 2016 meeting between Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort, and a Kremlin-connected…

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Anti-Semitic, Homophobic Pastor Opens U.S. Embassy In Jerusalem

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Yesterday’s opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem has been a shitstorm of massive proportions, on multiple levels. Thus, it doesn’t come as a surprise that the White House is now pretending like its latest Embassy-related fuck-up just didn’t even happen. White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is saying the White House officially has…

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China Banned From Airing Eurovision After Censoring Gay Themed Performance

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Try as it may, China just can’t seem to successfully censor gay things. Only a month after failing to ban LGBTQ content from its social media platform Weibo, China has been prevented from streaming the final of the Eurovision Song Contest because one of its local networks censored a semifinal performance that featured two men…

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Trump’s Most Prominent Gay Appointee Grenell Puts The Ass In Ambassador

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On this fine morning, we bring you the news that our country’s one openly gay Ambassador is actually just an ass, unadorned.   Just hours after accepting his post as a levelheaded diplomatic emissary between America and Germany, Richard Grenell decided to just throw it all to hell and start a Twitter war with Germany….

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Cynthia Nixon Has The Best Campaign Slogan

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Cynthia Nixon is working on her Tight Five. At Tuesday night’s New York Legislative Correspondents Association Dinner (which is like the White House Correspondents Dinner but less rich), Nixon roasted everyone from Andrew Cuomo to squares. “Vote for the homo, not for the Cuomo,” said the budding stand-up, in what was a shocking burn for…

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