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Progressive Primary Wins Shake Democrat Establishment

Politics  

We’re one step away from losing same-sex marriage and reproductive rights, but let’s focus on the positive: Progressives are growing stronger, and we’re not dead. In a stunning overturn, 28-year-old Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defeated Rep. Joe Crowley, a 10-term incumbent, in New York’s 14th Congressional District primary on Tuesday. That’s like Bernie beating Hillary,…

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tiffanytrump

Tiffany Trump Does NYC Pride While Her Father Continues Dismantling LGBTQ Rights

Featured, Politics  

Tiffany Trump is just trying to live her best life, y’all. Can’t we let her have that? She’s a person too, you know! … is what we have never said, ever. There’s no question that Tiffany has gotten the short end of the stick in terms of Trump family nepotism, but let’s not pretend she…

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ivankadump

Feckless Trump: Ivanka Praises Daddy For Ending Humanitarian Crisis He Started

Politics  

Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL.   After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…

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pridefashions

Pride Merch Often Produced In LGBTQ Hostile Countries

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We just found today’s Queer-o. (That’s “queer hero,” for those who have not heard this term which we just invented.) Today’s Queer-o is the BBC for pointing out that H&M and Levi’s Pride clothing is partly being made in countries where homosexuality is illegal. On the surface, this is somewhat badass. It’s like if gender…

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rachelmaddow

Rachel Maddow Breaks Down While Reporting “Tender Age Shelters”

Featured, Politics  

Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…

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lauraingraham

Fox Trumpette Laura Ingraham Equates Child Detention Centers To Summer Camp

Politics  

Remember summer camp? Remember the hours of nothingness to fill, the scheduled meals, the friends for life? Remember when you got to stay up all night with those friends in a detention center? Remember your hot camp counselors in their ICE uniforms? Remember how much you’d fawn over them as they cruelly separated you from…

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kathygriffinmelanie

Kathy Griffin Attacks ‘Feckless Complicit Piece Of Sh**’ Melania Trump

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The legendary Griffin has risen again. Smelling the presence of new, vulnerable prey, The Griffin ascended from the fire pit of her Bel Air mansion yesterday and plunged her talons into … her iPhone … to emit a terrifying string of attacks … on Twitter … to finally and definitively rip apart … Melania Trump….

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propagandatrailer

WH Ministry Of Propaganda Creates LOL Trailer For Trump/Kim Summit

Politics  

Of dicks and dictators. Donald Trump has officially turned the White House into an entertainment vehicle. In celebration of his historical, ineffective, and purely-for-attention meeting with Kim Jong Un yesterday, Trump created a teaser trailer promoting a “movie” starring himself and Kim as heroes who will save the world.   No, this is not an…

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trumpnationalanthem

Trump’s New National Anthem Lyrics Revealed

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Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….

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