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Senator Hatch Retiring, Thorn In Trump’s Ass Romney A Shoe In?

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Senator Orrin Hatch announced Tuesday he will be retiring, opting not to seek re-election in 2018. The octogenarian declared on social media, “After much prayer and discussion with family and friends I’ve decided to retire at the end of this term.” This paves the way for thorn-in-Trump’s-ass Mitt Romney to run for the Utah Senate…

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At Last: A Feel-Good Story To Sign Off 2017, Ring In 2018

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As all media outlets, tweeters, vloggers, etc., are encapsulating end-of-2017 raw emotions and events, The New York Times published an inspiring true love story between two disparate individuals, a story that does a damn good job washing away a lot of the terrible cooties making us so weary. On December 1, 2012, Adam Kurtz, from…

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Trump Fires HIV/AIDS Council Without Explanation Via Fed-Ex Letter

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President Trump has already proven that he doesn’t understand the concepts of climate change, economics, law, international diplomacy and the American government, so you may not be surprised to learn that he also doesn’t understand how diseases work. Trump just terminated all the members of his administration’s HIV/AIDS Council without explanation, which suggests that he…

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Bitter Batter: Court Sides Against Discriminatory Sweet Cakes Bakery

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In a discrimination case stemming from an incident in 2013, the Oregon Court of Appeals has sided with the state, upholding the penalty against bigoted bakery owners Aaron and Melissa Klein. The owners of the now-closed Sweet Cakes By Melissa bakery in Gresham, Oregon (suburb of Portland) refused to make a wedding cake for Rachel…

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Zach Wahls Announces Senate Bid, Famously Defended Lesbian Moms

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Zach Wahls, who defended same-sex marriage in 2011’s most-watched political video, is seeking a seat as Iowa State Senator. At the time that speech went viral, Wahls was an extremely omniscient 19-year-old who showed himself as a living example that his two moms—Jackie Reger and Terry Wahls—raised a superb citizen on the cusp of a…

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Interviewed By Prince Harry, Obama Expertly Shades Trump

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Obama and Prince Harry have unveiled a bromantic interview they recorded a couple months ago, and it’s basically a combo of Trump shade and aggressive avoidance of major conversation topics. In the interview for BBC Radio 4’s Today, Obama and Harry start out things by avoiding Obama’s real feelings about Trump’s inauguration. When Harry asks…

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Evil Money Moves: Trump Tax Reform Disgrace Passed

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How old were you 30 years ago? Were you born yet? According to one fleeting CNN.com headline, the Republican-dominated House of Representatives just passed “the biggest tax changes in 30 years.” That’s when Reagan was president, and the Tax Reform Act of 1986 was passed with a democratic majority (Reagan Democrats) in both houses. When…

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Family Values: Sarah Palin’s Son Goes On Boozy Rampage, Pummels Dad

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In a surprise to no one, Track Palin—the son of former Alaska Governor and 2008 vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin—was arrested Saturday on assault and burglary charges. Details from Anchorage Daily News say the 28-year-old “repeatedly hit his father, Todd Palin.” Track had shown up at the Palin family home in Wasilla to retrieve a truck….

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Huh? Philippine Strongman Duterte Now Backs Same-Sex Unions

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It turns out that the vengeful, possibly psychopathic President of the Philippines, who has palled around with the Donald and bragged about brutally killing someone as a teenager, might actually do something good for a change. Presumably in between ordering the murders of scores of wayward drug dealers and suspected drug users (what a buzzkill,…

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Trump Admin Bans 7 Terms At CDC Including ‘Transgender,’ ‘Diversity’

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Something evil—Vladimir Putin?—has let a bee into Trump’s orange bonnet. In part, it also smells like the evangelical ideology of Mike Pence woven past Trump’s hair plugs into his brain, because the White House has given the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) a list of seven words that are forbidden to be used…

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