egyptcrackdown

Anti-Gay Crackdown Continues: Egypt Arrests 17 For ‘Practicing Homosexuality’

Politics  

A Cairo court just released 17 people who had been arrested for “practicing homosexuality,” but not before security forces interrogated them, anally probed them, and — we’re assuming — asked them personal questions about how gay sex works. (“YOU’LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, SCUM! … OK, so who’s the ‘guy’ and who’s the ‘girl?’”) The…

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sarahhuckabee

GOP Strategist Assails Huckabee Sanders’ Daily ‘Avalanche Of Horseshit’

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

The American people have been forced to accept a number of unfortunate realities in 2017, including the fact that Sarah Huckabee Sanders now descends every morning from her membranous ceiling pod to spout lies to the media and ensure her natural slime coating doesn’t stick to the press room podium. GOP strategist Rick Wilson isn’t…

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muellerflynn

Mueller Might Have Just Flipped Flynn, D-Bag Son

Featured, Politics  

Oh, Robert Mueller. He sniffs out collusion like the world’s sexiest bloodhound. “How is Robert Mueller sexy,” you ask? Well, honestly, there aren’t many men who can make jowls sexy. But Robert Mueller is attempting to save our country and that automatically makes everything about him sexy. Thus, with the nose of a bloodhound and…

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umathurman

Uma Thurman Teases Reckoning For Weinstein, ‘Wicked Conspirators’

Entertainment, Politics  

Just like her character in Kill Bill, Uma Thurman prefers to bide her time and strike her enemies at the most perfect, most devastating moment. On Thursday, she did just that with a savage Thanksgiving post on Instagram in which she called out Harvey Weinstein and his “wicked conspirators.” Next to a picture of her…

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trudeau

Dreamy Trudeau Sets Apology For Persecuted Canadian Gays

Featured, Politics  

Living next to Canada is like a real-life version of the “Distracted Boyfriend” meme — you know, the one where the guy is walking with his girlfriend before he sees a hotter woman and ogles her. In our case, Trump is our (needy, hideously deformed) girlfriend and Justin Trudeau is the hotter girl. Trudeau’s next…

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morrisseymiss

Bigmouth Strikes Again: Morrissey Defends Kevin Spacey

Entertainment, Featured, Politics  

Stop me, oh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before. Morrissey has made inflammatory statements again. This time, regarding Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and one of his favorite targets, immigration, during an interview with German news site Spiegel Online. While promoting his new album Low In High School, Moz…

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trumpfranken

Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief Trolls Al Franken: Silent On Roy Moore, Himself

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

In a truly Frankensteinian display Thursday night, President Trump managed to combine stray, repulsive bits of anti-Semitism, cronyism, anti-SNL sentiment, and extreme hypocrisy into a grotesque monstrosity of a tweet about Senator Al Franken. After a woman earlier this week accused Franken of groping and kissing her without her consent, Trump tweeted, “The Al Frankenstien…

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aussiecouple

Wedding Bells To Ring In January For Oldest Australian Same-Sex Couple

Featured, Politics  

On Wednesday Australians, in a public opinion referendum, voted to endorse same-sex marriage by a margin of 62% to 38%. The voluntary mail ballot turnout was 79.5%. The vote of approval paves the way for parliament to pass legislation legalizing same-sex marriage, hopefully before the holidays. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnball encouraged same-sex couples to embark…

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transpentagon

Defying Trump, Pentagon Pays For Trans Soldier’s Surgery

Featured, Politics  

Despite Trumpcardiac’s tweetlings in August about the “disruption that transgender in the military” would cause, earlier this week the Department of Defense paid for gender-affirming surgery for a transgender active-duty infantry soldier. The service member previously fought in Afghanistan, and the procedure was approved by Vice Admiral Raquel Bono of the Defense Health Agency. “Because…

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spencertwitter

STFU! Neo Nazi Richard Spencer And Others Lose Twitter Verification

Politics  

It seems that at some point between helping Donald Trump get elected and helping him destroy democracy, Twitter realized it has a certain amount of political influence. On Wednesday, the social media platform removed its blue “verification” checkmark from the profiles of white nationalists such as Human Punching Bag Richard Spencer. While Twitter’s verification badge…

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