mattlauer

Matt Lauer Fired: ‘Today’ Anchor Ousted Over ‘Inappropriate Sexual Behavior’

Entertainment, Politics  

Pompous Today show anchor Matt Lauer was fired on Wednesday due to “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” A complaint alleging misconduct in 2014 was filed with NBC Monday night by an employee. A morning memo issued by NBC News chairman Andrew Lack states that this is the first complaint against Lauer, but the network…

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trumptransrebuke

Another Rebuke To Trump, Trans Military Enlistment Can Continue

Politics  

President Orange Jello has more to complain about on Twitter, as a federal court has ordered the U.S. military to commence with accepting transgender individuals, effective January 1, 2018. This runs quite contrary to Jello’s regressive effort to ban trans people from the military. U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly had placed an injunction on the…

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shehatesyou

Pauline Hanson Hasn’t Met You, But She Hates You Anyway

Politics  

Pauline Hanson, a far right Australian leader who looks like a shriveled up version of Rosalyn Harris, a random evil vampire from True Blood, has voiced concerns that same-sex marriage could lead to polygamy and even pedophilia. While 61.6% of Australians have indicated their support for same-sex marriage, Australia’s Parliament still has to officially vote…

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egyptcrackdown

Anti-Gay Crackdown Continues: Egypt Arrests 17 For ‘Practicing Homosexuality’

Politics  

A Cairo court just released 17 people who had been arrested for “practicing homosexuality,” but not before security forces interrogated them, anally probed them, and — we’re assuming — asked them personal questions about how gay sex works. (“YOU’LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, SCUM! … OK, so who’s the ‘guy’ and who’s the ‘girl?’”) The…

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sarahhuckabee

GOP Strategist Assails Huckabee Sanders’ Daily ‘Avalanche Of Horseshit’

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

The American people have been forced to accept a number of unfortunate realities in 2017, including the fact that Sarah Huckabee Sanders now descends every morning from her membranous ceiling pod to spout lies to the media and ensure her natural slime coating doesn’t stick to the press room podium. GOP strategist Rick Wilson isn’t…

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muellerflynn

Mueller Might Have Just Flipped Flynn, D-Bag Son

Featured, Politics  

Oh, Robert Mueller. He sniffs out collusion like the world’s sexiest bloodhound. “How is Robert Mueller sexy,” you ask? Well, honestly, there aren’t many men who can make jowls sexy. But Robert Mueller is attempting to save our country and that automatically makes everything about him sexy. Thus, with the nose of a bloodhound and…

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umathurman

Uma Thurman Teases Reckoning For Weinstein, ‘Wicked Conspirators’

Entertainment, Politics  

Just like her character in Kill Bill, Uma Thurman prefers to bide her time and strike her enemies at the most perfect, most devastating moment. On Thursday, she did just that with a savage Thanksgiving post on Instagram in which she called out Harvey Weinstein and his “wicked conspirators.” Next to a picture of her…

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trudeau

Dreamy Trudeau Sets Apology For Persecuted Canadian Gays

Featured, Politics  

Living next to Canada is like a real-life version of the “Distracted Boyfriend” meme — you know, the one where the guy is walking with his girlfriend before he sees a hotter woman and ogles her. In our case, Trump is our (needy, hideously deformed) girlfriend and Justin Trudeau is the hotter girl. Trudeau’s next…

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morrisseymiss

Bigmouth Strikes Again: Morrissey Defends Kevin Spacey

Entertainment, Featured, Politics  

Stop me, oh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before. Morrissey has made inflammatory statements again. This time, regarding Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and one of his favorite targets, immigration, during an interview with German news site Spiegel Online. While promoting his new album Low In High School, Moz…

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trumpfranken

Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief Trolls Al Franken: Silent On Roy Moore, Himself

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

In a truly Frankensteinian display Thursday night, President Trump managed to combine stray, repulsive bits of anti-Semitism, cronyism, anti-SNL sentiment, and extreme hypocrisy into a grotesque monstrosity of a tweet about Senator Al Franken. After a woman earlier this week accused Franken of groping and kissing her without her consent, Trump tweeted, “The Al Frankenstien…

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