princeharrymeghan

In Lieu Of Gifts: Royal Couple Ask For Donations To Homeless, HIV, Other Charities

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Half the world is jealous of her and the other half is figuring out how to Single White Female their way into her life — so what’s a royal princess to do with all that attention? One-up the haters, obvi. As critics across the land continue to waste their money on Cheetos and Adderall for…

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bigbirther

Homeland Security Compiling Database To Track Journalists, Influencers

Politics  

In the latest indication that the Trump administration is actually just the creation of an amateur writer penning a 1984 knockoff, Bloomberg Law just reported that a mysterious government organization with an unnecessarily unwieldy name is now monitoring hundreds of thousands of news outlets and bloggers across the country. In unrelated news, a second cursor…

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jesusispacking

Jesus Take The Steel: Religious Right Leaders Believe Christ Will Carry AR-15

Politics  

If you thought that the church that literally worships guns was disturbing, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that a whole slew of religious leaders are claiming that the Bible and God both endorse mandatory gun ownership. And if that weren’t enough, they’re also arguing that when Jesus returns to Earth, he’ll return with an…

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kellyanneconwayleaks

Drip Drip Drip: Kellyanne Conway Fingered As White House Leaker

Politics  

The latest author to write a book about the President is apparently approaching Trump from the other side of the spectrum of dishy tell-alls: the right side. (Not “right” as in “correct.”) In addition to claiming that President Donald Trump will one day be considered a great president (LOL), this new author, Ronald Kessler, is…

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chadwickmoore

Conservative Gay Pundit Chadwick Moore Booted From Brooklyn Gay Bar

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In today’s edition of “Who’s the Snowflake, now?” a gay conservative is claiming he was kicked out of Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Bar Thursday for being a Donald Trump supporter. However, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Flagrant can confirm that there are definitely Donald Trump supporters who frequent Metropolitan, and that they sometimes even messily…

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diannaflynnlambdalegal

Top DOJ Lawyer Leaves To Fight Sessions, Trump LGBT Discrimination

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In the latest blow to the Trump administration, a top lawyer at the Justice Department just pulled a total turncoat move — a Selma Blair-towards-the-end-of-Legally-Blonde-move — and switched sides in the fight for justice. Diana Flynn, who has been chief of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division Appellate Section since the ‘80s, has announced she…

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carolinesunshine

From Disney Channel To Land Of Make Believe, Sunshine Joins Trump Press Team

Politics  

President Trump still hasn’t filled 350 key positions in his administration, but we can stop worrying about that now. Trump just appointed a former Disney Channel star named Caroline Sunshine to be his White House press assistant, so it sounds like things are under control. Sunshine, 22, is best known for playing opposite Greatest Showman…

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trumplawyerolson

Top Conservative Lawyer Ted Olson Rejects Trump’s Job Offer, Bashes Trans Ban

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Like a desperate single person inventing suitors to appear more desirable and socially competent, Trump is now telling his followers that every lawyer in the country wants to work with him. “Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case,” he tweeted on Sunday. “Don’t believe the Fake News narrative…

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stormytrump

Stormy’s ’60 Minutes’ Interview Details Trump Affair, Cover Up, Threats

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Throughout his career, Anderson Cooper has visited disaster zones and fought for the disenfranchised, all while living his life openly and honestly — but yesterday, he reached new heights by bravely interviewing a porn star. Unfortunately, the biggest “revelations” from Cooper’s Sunday night interview with Stormy Daniels  — which Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti had hyped…

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craigslistpersonals

Hookups Shut Down: Craigslist Drops Personals Section

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If you’ve ever been a semi-closeted person with nothing left to lose, then chances are you’ve entertained the idea of cruising Cragislist’s personal sections. However, we regret to inform you that Craiglist’s personal sections have been reported as spam … permanently.   On Thursday, the gargantuan classifieds site eliminated all personal ads in response to…

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