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Kardashian, Trump White House Reality TV Star Summit Yields Zero Results

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Earlier this week, the Oval Office became the site of a Mensa meeting in which some of the world’s biggest problems were swiftly and definitively solved forever. J/k, it was a meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump. KK and DT have a lot in common: They’re both reality stars, they’re both attention-seeking narcissists, and…

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Shooting Blanks: GOP Rep Blames Porn On School Gun Violence

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Attn: Straight white men. Your predilection towards gun violence has nothing to do with your race, class, or emotional repression stemming from toxic masculinity. It has to do with the porn you’re watching. During a meeting last week with local pastors, Rep. Diane Black (R-Tenn.), who is running for governor of Tennessee, claimed that porn…

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Draft Dodger Prez Memorial Day Message Praises Self, Twitter Claps Back

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You may be a fascist if you spend half of your day gaslighting your allies and constituents on social media. But you’re only a true fascist if you start gaslighting the dead ones, too. Today, Donald Trump celebrated Memorial Day by tweeting that “those who died for our great country would be very happy and…

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Trump To Journalist Stahl: Attacks On The Press Attempt To ‘Discredit You All’

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Attn: We’ve gone full Nineteen Eighty-Forty-Five. According to CBS News journalist Lesley Stahl, Donald Trump once admitted to attacking the press in order to purposely discredit them.   Reportedly, when Stahl asked Trump prior to the 2016 election why he criticized the press so aggressively, Trump responded, “You know why I do it? I do…

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Stormy Daniels Getting Key To West Hollywood At Adult Boutique

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In ancient times, the key to a city actually meant something. Whenever a friendly dignitary visited a city, that city would give them a functional key that opened the city’s gates. The city was essentially saying, “Hey dude, we trust you not to break in and murder our wives and children or draw giant dicks…

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Schumer, Sarandon Make Campaign Contributions To Gay Man Challenging Bigot Kim Davis

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There’s a historic, climactic battle of good and evil happening in Kentucky right now — and it’s all over who gets to sit in a chair and file paperwork. Actrevists Amy Schumer and Susan Sarandon have thrown their money behind David Ermold, the Democratic candidate challenging Kim Davis for the role of county clerk in…

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Cambridge Analytica Whistleblower Alleges Team Trump Suppressed Voters

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Remember Christopher Wylie, the pink-haired Canadian gay vegan who blew the whistle on Cambridge Analytica and their misuse of Facebook data earlier this year? Well, he ain’t done blowing that whistle, girl. Wylie told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that Cambridge Analytica also helped suppress votes from targeted sections of the American population, including…

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Ball Of Collusion: Donald Trump Jr. Edition

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Black and blue or white and gold? Yanny or Laurel? Chicken or the egg? These are questions as old as time itself — and depending on one’s perspective, have very different answers. But today’s Big Question has to do with a June 2016 meeting between Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort, and a Kremlin-connected…

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Anti-Semitic, Homophobic Pastor Opens U.S. Embassy In Jerusalem

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Yesterday’s opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem has been a shitstorm of massive proportions, on multiple levels. Thus, it doesn’t come as a surprise that the White House is now pretending like its latest Embassy-related fuck-up just didn’t even happen. White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is saying the White House officially has…

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