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Fox Trumpette Laura Ingraham Equates Child Detention Centers To Summer Camp

Politics  

Remember summer camp? Remember the hours of nothingness to fill, the scheduled meals, the friends for life? Remember when you got to stay up all night with those friends in a detention center? Remember your hot camp counselors in their ICE uniforms? Remember how much you’d fawn over them as they cruelly separated you from…

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Kathy Griffin Attacks ‘Feckless Complicit Piece Of Sh**’ Melania Trump

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The legendary Griffin has risen again. Smelling the presence of new, vulnerable prey, The Griffin ascended from the fire pit of her Bel Air mansion yesterday and plunged her talons into … her iPhone … to emit a terrifying string of attacks … on Twitter … to finally and definitively rip apart … Melania Trump….

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WH Ministry Of Propaganda Creates LOL Trailer For Trump/Kim Summit

Politics  

Of dicks and dictators. Donald Trump has officially turned the White House into an entertainment vehicle. In celebration of his historical, ineffective, and purely-for-attention meeting with Kim Jong Un yesterday, Trump created a teaser trailer promoting a “movie” starring himself and Kim as heroes who will save the world.   No, this is not an…

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Trump’s New National Anthem Lyrics Revealed

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Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….

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missmajor

Trans Stonewall Activist Miss Major Sees More Work To Be Done

Politics  

You know things are pretty bad when one of the founders of the modern LGBTQXYZ rights movement is saying that the Stonewall riots didn’t make much difference. Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a noted trans elder, queer rights pioneer and O.G. Stonewall rioter, along with other transwomen Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson, has been through the…

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Antartica To Hold First Ever Pride Event In June

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Forget San Francisco, y’all. Antarctica is the new gayborhood. On April 22, 10 employees of McMurdo Station, Antarctica’s biggest research station, planted a rainbow flag in anticipation of the continent’s Pride celebration in June. In addition to gays in Antarctica having a better excuse to call each other “frigid bitch” during Pride weekend now, this…

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kimtrump

Kardashian, Trump White House Reality TV Star Summit Yields Zero Results

Politics  

Earlier this week, the Oval Office became the site of a Mensa meeting in which some of the world’s biggest problems were swiftly and definitively solved forever. J/k, it was a meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump. KK and DT have a lot in common: They’re both reality stars, they’re both attention-seeking narcissists, and…

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dianeblack

Shooting Blanks: GOP Rep Blames Porn On School Gun Violence

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Attn: Straight white men. Your predilection towards gun violence has nothing to do with your race, class, or emotional repression stemming from toxic masculinity. It has to do with the porn you’re watching. During a meeting last week with local pastors, Rep. Diane Black (R-Tenn.), who is running for governor of Tennessee, claimed that porn…

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Draft Dodger Prez Memorial Day Message Praises Self, Twitter Claps Back

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You may be a fascist if you spend half of your day gaslighting your allies and constituents on social media. But you’re only a true fascist if you start gaslighting the dead ones, too. Today, Donald Trump celebrated Memorial Day by tweeting that “those who died for our great country would be very happy and…

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