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Under Russian Probe Scrutiny, Homophobic Nutjob Clovis Withdraws USDA Nomination

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Climate-change-denying goblin and anti-LGBTQ nutjob Sam Clovis on Thursday withdrew his name for consideration to be chief scientist for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. This development is fallout from recently unsealed court documents that are part of the ongoing investigation being conducted by Robert Mueller into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Clovis is referenced…

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Trump Blames Schumer, Democrats For NYC Terror Attack

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In America, it’s only a matter of time before someone turns a tragedy into a political opportunity. And by “someone,” we mean the President. Less than 24 hours after an ISIS-supporting terrorist rammed his pickup truck through a crowded bike path in downtown Manhattan, killing 8 and injuring 11 others, President Trump found a way…

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Trump’s Bad Day Got Worse, Trans Military Ban Blocked

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As the Trump administration continues to lawyer up/collectively soil themselves following Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s criminal charges against former Trump advisors Paul Manafort, George Papadopolous, and Manafort’s associate Rick Gates, yet another badass American Hero has come after Supreme Leader Trump. Federal Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, aka That Woman Whom You’d Go Straight For Once Because…

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Mueller’s Russian Investigation Announces Manafort Indictment

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller is about to take out the trash – and the Dumpster, too? President Trump’s former campaign chairman (and bad facelift spokesmodel) Paul Manafort was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy real estate and luxury items. His longtime…

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Late Night Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Standing O’s,’ ‘Love Fest’

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“There’s always a funny man in the game But he’s only funny by mistake Ev’ryone laughs at him, just the same They don’t see his lonely heart break” Young and old hepcats can enjoy and interpret the poignant lyrics of “The Joker” by Sir Anthony Newley, but in this state of the nation, who is…

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Senators Pound “Reckless, Undignified” Trump

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Unlike Princess Ivanka, GOP Senator Jeff Flake (AZ) will not be complicit in fueling the runaway train crashing through the Capitol. Following Senator Bob Corker, Flake yesterday announced he will not seek re-election for his Senate seat. Realistically, Flake would have faced a tough Republican primary battle next August against former Arizona State Senator Kelli…

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Republican Rep Betty Price Suggests “Quarantine” For HIV Patients

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There are a lot of Americans who should be quarantined — for example, white supremacists and whoever greenlit The Snowman — but HIV patients are not among them. However, Georgia state representative Betty Price (R, obvi) seems to think otherwise. The former wife of Trump’s disgraced Secretary of Health and Human Services, Tom Price, the…

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Right Wing Nut Alex Jones Reads The Drag Queens That Read To Kids

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The perpetually red-faced Alex Jones has never been known for his restraint or subtlety, but the InfoWars host has now gone Full Tomato in a rant about drag queens. In response to the success of “Drag Queen Story Hour” in New York City and San Francisco (it’s exactly how it sounds), Jones accused the queens…

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Will Roseanne’s Trump Love Sink Reboot?

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When Roseanne Barr first learned that her eponymous sitcom would be renewed in the wake of the 2016 election, she reportedly said, “As soon as I saw the election results, I knew we’d be back.” Earlier this week, Roseanne confirmed she not only voted for Trump, but she praised his financial acumen, while ranting about…

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Celebs Join The Call To Stop Gun Lobby Influence: #RejectTheNRA

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Everytown is a gun safety advocacy nonprofit group that has launched a PSA video to engage all citizens to work toward sensible gun control. After the October 1 mass shooting in Las Vegas, a groundswell of fed-up celebrities signed on to promote Everytown’s mission. Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, Adam Scott, Jack Antonoff, Laura Dern, Melissa…

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