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LGBTQ-Phobic Evangelical Christian ‘Nashville Statement’ Condemned

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Earlier this week, a document called the “Nashville Statement” was released by the Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood (CBMW), and signed by a garbage load of over 150 huckster zealots.  Many evangelical “leaders” on the list attached fishy-sounding credentials like “Co-founder, Pure Freedom” (an organization that could easily be a lubricant manufacturer), “President, FIRE…

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Size Queen Trump Tours Flood Ravaged Texas, Praises Crowd Numbers

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We’ve known for months that Trump is obsessed with size. Penis size. Border wall size. Crowd size. Maybe it’s overcompensation for his baby-sized hands. He’s been ridiculed for that since Spy Magazine reigned in the ‘80s, where he was routinely referred to as, “a short-fingered vulgarian.” While touring the flood ravaged Gulf Coast of Texas,…

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Hurricane Donnie: Unnatural Disaster Pummels Nation

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Unnatural disaster Hurricane Donnie made landfall earlier this weekend and wreaked massive destruction in its wake. A nation preoccupied with a tropical storm bearing down on the Gulf Coast was caught off guard by the one that had been brewing in the Oval Office for months. Hurricane Donnie had gathered strength from white nationalists in…

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Barbra, Bette, Cher Find New Common Ground: Disgust With Trump

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Barbra Streisand. Bette Midler. Cher. Sure, they’re all diva entertainers of a certain age but listing the specific qualities shared by these three gay faves would require an essay the length of an encyclopedia. Our favorite is easy, however. It’s the intense disgust they feel toward our current president, each in a distinct way similar…

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India’s Supreme Court Rules Sexual Orientation Is Protected Right

Politics  

Earlier this week, India’s Supreme Court made a historic declaration that a person’s sexual orientation is protected by India’s Right to Privacy law. Therefore, the country’s LGBTQ citizens are now free to openly express their sexual orientation. The decision reads: “Sexual orientation is an essential attribute of privacy,” the decision reads. “Discrimination against an individual…

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Senator, Veteran Tammy Duckworth Assails Trump’s Trans Ban

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Yesterday, President Archie Bunker—who somehow avoided the draft—seems to have moved beyond his tweet threatening to ban transgender individuals from the U.S. military. It has been reported official White House instructions have been sent to the Department of Defense to remove transgender members from the military, and to the Pentagon to prevent trans persons from…

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Trump’s Military Trans Ban Guidelines Expected Soon

Politics  

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the White House is expected to send ‘guidance in the coming days,’ to the Pentagon for barring transgender soldiers from serving in the military.  Under the new policy, transgender people would be banned from enlisting in the military.  According to NPR, the new policy would give Defense Secretary…

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Creeping Trump Made Clinton’s ‘Skin Crawl’ During Debate

Politics  

Hillary Clinton’s new memoir, What Happened will offer new revelations on the presidential candidate’s failed 2016 campaign, including the infamous debate where a creeping Donald Trump made Clinton’s “skin crawl.” Set for release on September 12 by Simon & Schuster, Clinton’s campaign memoir is sure to be a juicy, behind-the-scenes tell-all covering her presidential campaign against Trump. As…

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impeach

State Department Envoy Resigns With Not-Too-Subtle Hidden Message

Politics  

This morning the U.S. State Department’s science envoy Professor Daniel Kammen tweeted out—the official way to conduct federal government business now, thanks to who?—his resignation to Trump. Coincidentally, as several retweeters have noticed, the first letters of each paragraph spell IMPEACH. Interestingly, last week the entire Committee on the Arts and the Humanities tweeted their…

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Don Lemon Calls Trump ‘Embarrassing,’ ‘Small, ‘Unhinged’

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Following President Trump’s attempt to gaslight the nation with a fact-revising speech at what was essentially a campaign rally in Phoenix last night, countless people offered their takes on the horrifying assault on our ears and brains. Veteran newsman Dan Rather lamented 45’s attempt to “create an alternate reality.” Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton, who had…

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