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China Banned From Airing Eurovision After Censoring Gay Themed Performance

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Try as it may, China just can’t seem to successfully censor gay things. Only a month after failing to ban LGBTQ content from its social media platform Weibo, China has been prevented from streaming the final of the Eurovision Song Contest because one of its local networks censored a semifinal performance that featured two men…

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Trump’s Most Prominent Gay Appointee Grenell Puts The Ass In Ambassador

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On this fine morning, we bring you the news that our country’s one openly gay Ambassador is actually just an ass, unadorned.   Just hours after accepting his post as a levelheaded diplomatic emissary between America and Germany, Richard Grenell decided to just throw it all to hell and start a Twitter war with Germany….

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Cynthia Nixon Has The Best Campaign Slogan

Politics  

Cynthia Nixon is working on her Tight Five. At Tuesday night’s New York Legislative Correspondents Association Dinner (which is like the White House Correspondents Dinner but less rich), Nixon roasted everyone from Andrew Cuomo to squares. “Vote for the homo, not for the Cuomo,” said the budding stand-up, in what was a shocking burn for…

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Mitt Romney Prefers Hotdogs

Politics  

From outspoken Trump foe to staunch defender in a matter of months, Mitt Romney has the Zelig-like ability to shape-shift. And because he wants to appeal to his “just us folks” Utah voter base, he offered up the answer to the question no one really cared to ask: what’s your favorite meat? You’d think the…

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Emoluments $chemoluments: Qatar Buys Forth Trump Tower Property

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Remember when President Trump only banned Muslims from countries where he didn’t own property? And when he used his Trump hotels to unfairly shower benefits on United States allies? Well, neither of those actions were suspicious at all, and neither is the fact that the government of Qatar — a non-banned country — just bought…

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Smoky Lies: Sarah Sanders ‘No Comment’ After Trump Admits Stormy Buyout

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“Michelle Wolf committed a woman-on-woman hate crime,” said Republicans, after comedian Michelle Wolf joked about Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ untruthfulness at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday. “Michelle Wolf’s jokes about Sarah Huckabee Sanders were unfounded and based unfairly on her looks,” said media heavyweights after Wolf rightly identified them at that same dinner as…

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President Pinocchio: Trump Surpasses 3000 Lies With Doctor Revelation

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Donald Trump must have had a falling out with his personal doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, because Bornstein is now revealing that he did not, in fact, draft that letter about Trump’s health that Trump released to the press in 2015. You may recall that the letter claimed Trump would be “the healthiest” President in history,…

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