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George Bush Sr Voted For Hillary, Calls Trump ‘Blowhard’

Politics  

You know we’re living in an alternate universe when even President George Dubya, one of our worst presidents evah, starts complaining about our current administration. In a new book, titled The Last Republicans, historian Mark Updegrove gave a platform for former Presidents George H.W. Bush and his son to very subtly imply that they hated…

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Rogue Twitter Employee Deletes Trump Account, World Rejoices

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Joining the likes of American heroes like Abraham Lincoln, Norma Rae, and that JetBlue flight attendant who quit his job by sliding down the airplane’s evacuation chute, a rogue Twitter employee is now being hailed as our country’s lord and savior. The employee, who has not released her or his identity, deleted President Donald Trump’s…

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Russia Backed Social Media Ads Stoked ‘Cultural Tensions Among Voters’

Politics  

So much shit is hitting the fan, and it is just barely a year since the old man with tiny orange hands won the Electoral College, the prize being a four-year stay with his current family at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. How Trump managed to get elected, despite the fact he lost the popular vote, was…

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Under Russian Probe Scrutiny, Homophobic Nutjob Clovis Withdraws USDA Nomination

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Climate-change-denying goblin and anti-LGBTQ nutjob Sam Clovis on Thursday withdrew his name for consideration to be chief scientist for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. This development is fallout from recently unsealed court documents that are part of the ongoing investigation being conducted by Robert Mueller into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Clovis is referenced…

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Trump Blames Schumer, Democrats For NYC Terror Attack

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In America, it’s only a matter of time before someone turns a tragedy into a political opportunity. And by “someone,” we mean the President. Less than 24 hours after an ISIS-supporting terrorist rammed his pickup truck through a crowded bike path in downtown Manhattan, killing 8 and injuring 11 others, President Trump found a way…

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Trump’s Bad Day Got Worse, Trans Military Ban Blocked

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As the Trump administration continues to lawyer up/collectively soil themselves following Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s criminal charges against former Trump advisors Paul Manafort, George Papadopolous, and Manafort’s associate Rick Gates, yet another badass American Hero has come after Supreme Leader Trump. Federal Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, aka That Woman Whom You’d Go Straight For Once Because…

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Mueller’s Russian Investigation Announces Manafort Indictment

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller is about to take out the trash – and the Dumpster, too? President Trump’s former campaign chairman (and bad facelift spokesmodel) Paul Manafort was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy real estate and luxury items. His longtime…

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Late Night Hosts Mock Trump’s ‘Standing O’s,’ ‘Love Fest’

Politics  

“There’s always a funny man in the game But he’s only funny by mistake Ev’ryone laughs at him, just the same They don’t see his lonely heart break” Young and old hepcats can enjoy and interpret the poignant lyrics of “The Joker” by Sir Anthony Newley, but in this state of the nation, who is…

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Senators Pound “Reckless, Undignified” Trump

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Unlike Princess Ivanka, GOP Senator Jeff Flake (AZ) will not be complicit in fueling the runaway train crashing through the Capitol. Following Senator Bob Corker, Flake yesterday announced he will not seek re-election for his Senate seat. Realistically, Flake would have faced a tough Republican primary battle next August against former Arizona State Senator Kelli…

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Republican Rep Betty Price Suggests “Quarantine” For HIV Patients

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There are a lot of Americans who should be quarantined — for example, white supremacists and whoever greenlit The Snowman — but HIV patients are not among them. However, Georgia state representative Betty Price (R, obvi) seems to think otherwise. The former wife of Trump’s disgraced Secretary of Health and Human Services, Tom Price, the…

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