trumptowerbuyers

Emoluments $chemoluments: Qatar Buys Forth Trump Tower Property

Politics  

Remember when President Trump only banned Muslims from countries where he didn’t own property? And when he used his Trump hotels to unfairly shower benefits on United States allies? Well, neither of those actions were suspicious at all, and neither is the fact that the government of Qatar — a non-banned country — just bought…

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sarahsandersliar

Smoky Lies: Sarah Sanders ‘No Comment’ After Trump Admits Stormy Buyout

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“Michelle Wolf committed a woman-on-woman hate crime,” said Republicans, after comedian Michelle Wolf joked about Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ untruthfulness at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday. “Michelle Wolf’s jokes about Sarah Huckabee Sanders were unfounded and based unfairly on her looks,” said media heavyweights after Wolf rightly identified them at that same dinner as…

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trumppinocchio

President Pinocchio: Trump Surpasses 3000 Lies With Doctor Revelation

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Donald Trump must have had a falling out with his personal doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, because Bornstein is now revealing that he did not, in fact, draft that letter about Trump’s health that Trump released to the press in 2015. You may recall that the letter claimed Trump would be “the healthiest” President in history,…

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melaniawaxed

More Human Than Human: Sean Spicer Unveils Melania Waxwork

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On Wednesday, former White House paid liar Sean Spicer took a break from being involuntarily retired to reach a new low in his already tragic career: He unveiled a wax figure of Melania Trump at Madame Tussauds’ Wax Museum. Of course, everyone at the unveiling soon realized they had made a huge mistake and that…

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trumpmacron

Sacre Poo! Trump’s Stilted Macron Bromance Overshadowed By Setbacks

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If President Trump had the energy or upper arm strength to punch a wall, he’d punch a wall right now. As his bromance with French President Macron cools – lest we forget “DandruffGate 2018,” as well as the incredibly awkward PDA’s including handshakes, kisses, air kisses – the President experienced a number of devastating setbacks…

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Nation Weeps: Parkland Activists Kasky, Hogg NOT Attending Prom Together

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“When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter — far beneath the bitter snows — lies the seed, that with the sun’s love, in the spring, becomes the rose.” —    Mahatma…

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shania

That Don’t Impress Us Much: Shania Twain Apologizes For Trump Support

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Remember when Shania Twain sang, “I ain’t gonna act politically correct / I only want to have a good time,” and we were all like “OMG so fun, you do you Shania?” We should not have enabled her. Just days after appearing as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Shania Twain took whatever goodwill…

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rogerstonebush

Nasty Barbara Bush Comments Get Trump Crony Roger Stone Fired From Gig

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We always assumed that in order to get kicked out of a country club, you’d have to: (a) accidentally misquote Caddyshack, (b) maliciously set fire to a VHS copy of The Legend of Bagger Vance, or (c) be friends with more than one Muslim. But thanks to Trump crony, sentient fart and recipient of the world’s…

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