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More Human Than Human: Sean Spicer Unveils Melania Waxwork

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On Wednesday, former White House paid liar Sean Spicer took a break from being involuntarily retired to reach a new low in his already tragic career: He unveiled a wax figure of Melania Trump at Madame Tussauds’ Wax Museum. Of course, everyone at the unveiling soon realized they had made a huge mistake and that…

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Sacre Poo! Trump’s Stilted Macron Bromance Overshadowed By Setbacks

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If President Trump had the energy or upper arm strength to punch a wall, he’d punch a wall right now. As his bromance with French President Macron cools – lest we forget “DandruffGate 2018,” as well as the incredibly awkward PDA’s including handshakes, kisses, air kisses – the President experienced a number of devastating setbacks…

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Nation Weeps: Parkland Activists Kasky, Hogg NOT Attending Prom Together

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“When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter — far beneath the bitter snows — lies the seed, that with the sun’s love, in the spring, becomes the rose.” —    Mahatma…

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That Don’t Impress Us Much: Shania Twain Apologizes For Trump Support

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Remember when Shania Twain sang, “I ain’t gonna act politically correct / I only want to have a good time,” and we were all like “OMG so fun, you do you Shania?” We should not have enabled her. Just days after appearing as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Shania Twain took whatever goodwill…

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Nasty Barbara Bush Comments Get Trump Crony Roger Stone Fired From Gig

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We always assumed that in order to get kicked out of a country club, you’d have to: (a) accidentally misquote Caddyshack, (b) maliciously set fire to a VHS copy of The Legend of Bagger Vance, or (c) be friends with more than one Muslim. But thanks to Trump crony, sentient fart and recipient of the world’s…

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China’s Messaging Platform Weibo Bans, Then Unbans Gay Content After Outrage

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In today’s installment of “WTF is going on in China,” the country recently banned and then un-banned a bunch of gay content on its messaging platform Weibo, which is essentially Twitter but with less Donald Trump rants. After announcing on Friday that it would soon purge “pornographic, violent and gay-themed cartoons, pictures, videos and articles”…

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James Comey Pours The Tea, Trump Administration ‘Mob Family’

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With his sad eyes, frowny stare, and salt n’ pepper seriousness, James Comey isn’t the kind of guy you’d expect to sit down for a kiki. But alas, he was the life of the kiki last night when he sat down with George Stephanopoulos for a shadefest of historical proportions on “20/20.” In addition to…

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Tabloids And Toddlers: National Enquirer Paid To Kill Trump Love Child Story

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In the first ever occasion of “The National Enquirer” and “serious news” being associated together in the same article, the Associated Press reported today that the Enquirer once paid a doorman $30,000 to keep him quiet about information that would have hurt Donald Trump’s campaign. Reportedly, the recipient of the hush money — a former…

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