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Nation Weeps: Parkland Activists Kasky, Hogg NOT Attending Prom Together

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“When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember in the winter — far beneath the bitter snows — lies the seed, that with the sun’s love, in the spring, becomes the rose.” —    Mahatma…

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That Don’t Impress Us Much: Shania Twain Apologizes For Trump Support

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Remember when Shania Twain sang, “I ain’t gonna act politically correct / I only want to have a good time,” and we were all like “OMG so fun, you do you Shania?” We should not have enabled her. Just days after appearing as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Shania Twain took whatever goodwill…

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Nasty Barbara Bush Comments Get Trump Crony Roger Stone Fired From Gig

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We always assumed that in order to get kicked out of a country club, you’d have to: (a) accidentally misquote Caddyshack, (b) maliciously set fire to a VHS copy of The Legend of Bagger Vance, or (c) be friends with more than one Muslim. But thanks to Trump crony, sentient fart and recipient of the world’s…

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China’s Messaging Platform Weibo Bans, Then Unbans Gay Content After Outrage

Politics  

In today’s installment of “WTF is going on in China,” the country recently banned and then un-banned a bunch of gay content on its messaging platform Weibo, which is essentially Twitter but with less Donald Trump rants. After announcing on Friday that it would soon purge “pornographic, violent and gay-themed cartoons, pictures, videos and articles”…

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comeybook

James Comey Pours The Tea, Trump Administration ‘Mob Family’

Politics  

With his sad eyes, frowny stare, and salt n’ pepper seriousness, James Comey isn’t the kind of guy you’d expect to sit down for a kiki. But alas, he was the life of the kiki last night when he sat down with George Stephanopoulos for a shadefest of historical proportions on “20/20.” In addition to…

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Tabloids And Toddlers: National Enquirer Paid To Kill Trump Love Child Story

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In the first ever occasion of “The National Enquirer” and “serious news” being associated together in the same article, the Associated Press reported today that the Enquirer once paid a doorman $30,000 to keep him quiet about information that would have hurt Donald Trump’s campaign. Reportedly, the recipient of the hush money — a former…

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Flamin’ Hot Cheeto: Trump Twitter Meltdown Alerts Russia To Incoming ‘Nice, New, Smart’ Missiles

Politics  

President Donald Trump started Wednesday morning like any adult baby – scared, confused, and lacking control over his own fingers. First, the 71-year-old loofah fired off a surprising tweet about Russia and Syria, vowing to send “smart” missiles at Syria and daring Russia to stop him. “Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice…

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melaniabot

As Scandals Swirl Around Her, Melania Attempts To Reassure Middle Schoolers

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Yesterday, thanks to an unexpectedly poetic would-be fluff piece from People Magazine, we received a hilarious, disconcerting gaze into the ironic life of Melania Trump. In the piece, which nominally set out to cover Melania’s “listening session” with a group of middle-school students on Monday, a “tumbling water glass” became a sublime, literary metaphor for…

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