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Trump Blames Parkland Mass Carnage On Classmates For Not Reporting Shooter

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On April 20, 1999, the country stood still in shock when two teens killed 13 people and wounded 20+ more with two shotguns, a 9mm carbine, and a semi-automatic handgun at Columbine High School. On Valentine’s Day 2018, the country barely batted an eye when one teen killed 17 adults and children with an assault…

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Your Thoughts And Prayers Are Worthless. We Demand Action And Change.

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With heartbreaking, nauseating regularity we’ve almost become numb to the BREAKING NEWS of yet another mass shooting in the United States of America. Today, on Valentine’s Day, it was a public school in Parkland, Florida. Teenagers scrambling to hide under desks. Teachers barricading children inside classrooms. At least seventeen lives lost. Marjory Stoneman Douglas High…

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NYTimes Hires, Then Fires Homophobic, Racist Writer Busted On Twitter

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Just a few months after running a sympathetic profile of a Nazi, The New York Times is further proving that it is trolling the entire country. Shortly after the Times announced Tuesday that it had hired a writer named Quinn Norton to lead its opinion section on the “power, culture, and consequences of technology,” savvy…

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Dr Seuss Villain DeVos Won’t Investigate Trans Discrimination Complaints

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With her pinched nose and large, probing raccoon eyes, Betsy DeVos is looking more and more like a Dr. Seuss character every day. And considering her Education Department just announced it will ignore complaints filed by transgender students who are banned from restrooms matching their gender identity, let’s just go ahead and say that character…

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Barack And Michelle Obama Official Portraits Unveiled

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In precious remembrance of the near past, the official portraits of Barack Obama and Michelle Obama were revealed today in the National Portrait Gallery within the Smithsonian Institution. Mr. Obama will be remembered in history as the 44th President of the United States, and Mrs. Obama served as the First Lady of the United States…

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Nathan Lane: Trump Perfected Lying From His Gay Lawyer Roy Cohn

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Two-time Tony award winner Nathan Lane stopped by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote his starring role in the Broadway revival of “Angels in America.” Shortly after cracking wise with the host (jokes about Steve Bannon as an Uber driver and Elton John as his emotional support peacock), Lane discussed his role in…

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Omarosa Drags Trump Administration: ‘It’s Not Going To Be OK’

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Oh Sweet Gayby Cheesus Mother of Cher, Omarosa Manigault basically just confirmed that our country is imploding. In a pajama party with the helium-voiced RuPaul’s Drag Race judge Ross Mathews on the latest episode of Big Brother: Celebrity Edition, the former Apprentice contestant and former Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison admitted that…

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Nazi, Holocaust Denier Arthur Jones Running As Illinois Republican Congressional Nominee

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A Holocaust-denier who has unsuccessfully sought the Republican nomination for Illinois’ Third Congressional District no less than five times, is poised to finally win the nomination this year. What a coincidence that this is happening during the same year that the President of the United States called a group of white nationalists “some very fine…

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Draft Dodger Trump Wants Military Propaganda Parade

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In a move that is drawing Hitler comparisons, Prezzie Donnie J is reportedly attempting to instate mandatory military parades to honor how great he and our country are. “A classic early Hitler move,” tweeted Oscar winner Patricia Arquette. “Brought to you by the 5x draft dodger,” wrote former Wall Street executive Amy Siskind. First of…

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