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Betsy DeVos Visits Parkland, Pets Dog, Chats With 3 People, Avoids Questions

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U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos flew out of her cave again Wednesday morning to descend upon Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and leave a trail of DeVostation in her wake. Unfortunately for her, those Parkland kids were already lined up with Twitter fingers at the ready. “Betsy Devos came to my school, talked to…

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gunchurch

American Gun Worship: Nutso Church Sanctifies Assault Rifles

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We already know that America worships guns, but this is taking things to a whole ‘nother level. Hundreds of believers at a Pennsylvania church (where else) participated in a ceremony Wednesday which — we kid you not — declared assault rifles to be magical objects sent from God. Quoting from a Revelations verse in the…

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White Liar, Trump Adviser, Communications Director Hope Hicks To Resign

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The malfunctioning Brooke Shields clone Hope Hicks refused to testify against her fellow White (House) Staffers when in front of the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday, which would normally get a person subpoenaed. However, because Congress is corrupt AF and the Republicans are all suckers for a beautiful woman who doesn’t care about her rights,…

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staceydashclueless

Conservative ‘Clueless’ Star Stacey Dash Running For Congress

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Clueless star Stacey Dash is now running for Congress in California. That’s a sentence best read literally. While many of you will know Dash as the fabulously dressed Dionne, the best friend of Alicia Silverstone’s character in Clueless, others of you will know her as a dumb-as-nails conservative commentator who will do anything for attention….

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trumptydumpty

Trump And His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Monday

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If you’re having a bad Monday, then just take comfort knowing that President Trump is having the Mondayest of Mondays. In addition to currently rocking the lowest approval ratings of his presidency — and of any modern presidency ever, for that matter — he just hit a major roadblock in his quest to make America…

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danaloesch

NRA Spokesmodel Dana Loesch Is the Worst

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If you spent the weekend camping out in the remote crisp desert or hiking in the highlands of a forested winter wonderland, you were lucky enough not to see that Dana Loesch was trending all over social media. The slick spokesmodel of the NRA has been making the rounds of news shows, vehemently earning all…

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londonprideprotest

UK’s Largest LGBT Charity Withdraws From Pride In London Over ‘Lack Of Diversity’

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Racism in the queer community isn’t just a U.S. problem, as evidenced by some recent DRAMA surrounding this year’s Pride in London Festival. Stonewall, Britain’s largest LGBT charity, withdrew support for Pride in London yesterday due to concerns over the festival’s “lack of diversity.” The charity announced it would instead contribute to UK Black Pride,…

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‘Family Values’ Republican Governor Greitens Indicted On Revenge Porn Scheme

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Today, in What Else Is New, another “family values” Republican is being accused of being a corrupt douchebag. Admitted adulterer Eric Greitens, ak.a. the Governor of Missouri, was indicted Thursday on a felony charge of invasion of privacy for using an ex mistress’s nude pic against her as blackmail. That sound you just heard is…

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