Something truly frightening, just in time for Halloween.
There’s a new wax sculpture of international pop star/Mother Monster Lady Gaga, and it can be found in a museum in Lima, Peru. However, photos of the recently unveiled figure show something… amiss. It appears the artiste took some detours in the realization of what was supposed to be Gaga in her notorious meat-dress outing from the 2010 Video Music Awards. Although the hairstyle and eyeliner is more Cher circa early Sonny phase with “Believe” era coloring, the rest of the wax Monster appears to be a demon seed grown from a mating of Floridian Marilyn Manson and the corpse of Nancy Spungen but with more heroin.
Folks on Twitter have helped the situation by pointing out other poorly executed wax forms purporting to represent the “Poker Face” diva but would be better used as before images for rhinoplasty examples. The most truly flattering Gaga in wax haunts the Madam Tussauds Amsterdam, of course.
Speaking of Gaga and other horrifying things, here’s one of our fave parodies of “Bad Romance.” Sherry Vine in “Shit My Pants.”