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So You Think You Can Prance: ‘Drag Race’ Star Laganja Estranja Slays ‘SYTYCD’

Entertainment, Featured  

MISS Laganja Estranja is BACK hunty, okurrrrrrr, *tongue pop*, *death drop*, okurrrrrrrr? Miss Estranja, who is bringing her familiar lunacy, charm, and drag clichés to the newest season of So You Think You Can Dance?, recently opened up about her newest job as a spokesqueen for marijuana understanding and awareness. She also seems to be…

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WH Ministry Of Propaganda Creates LOL Trailer For Trump/Kim Summit

Politics  

Of dicks and dictators. Donald Trump has officially turned the White House into an entertainment vehicle. In celebration of his historical, ineffective, and purely-for-attention meeting with Kim Jong Un yesterday, Trump created a teaser trailer promoting a “movie” starring himself and Kim as heroes who will save the world.   No, this is not an…

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Three Willys: Glover, Gosling, Miller Favorited For ‘Wonka’ Origin Movie

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Warner Brothers has singled out three potential lead actors for its Willy Wonka origin movie — and depending on who they choose, you may want to fuck Willy Wonka. According to Collider, the good ol’ WB has narrowed down its Willys to Ryan Gosling, Donald Glover, and Ezra Miller. Those are some big Willys right…

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Pretty Pancakes, Ugly Twins: ‘RPDR’ Season 10 Episode 11 Tops, Bottoms

Entertainment  

We’ve seen a lot of different strategies on this show — insult everyone into submission, stay true to yourself while ignoring the mean girls — but we’re unfamiliar with Kameron’s. Miss Michaels appears to have adopted the same strategy that those Jurassic Park kids did when the velociraptors walked into the kitchen: Say nothing and…

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Tab Hunter, Anthony Perkins Doomed Romance Headed To Silver Screen

Entertainment, Featured  

Breaking: Two very attractive male actors will be making out on a movie screen near you. Technically, the actual news is that Zachary Quinto and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to produce a biopic called Tab & Tony about the secret romance between legendary screen hotties Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins, but we heard the…

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Trump’s New National Anthem Lyrics Revealed

Featured, Politics  

Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….

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Justice League: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming Soon

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There are a lot of Barbies who are unaware of their rights. They blithely drive around in their Barbie Dream Jeeps and switch between being astronauts and orca trainers like dilletantes, but they never think about the world outside their waxy blonde hair and molded plastic vajayjays. But finally, there might be an action figure…

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Sinister ‘Suspiria’ Trailer Delivers Creepy Feels, Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton

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There’s a trailer out for Luca Guadagnino’s new movie Suspiria, and it’s nothing short of horrific: Armie Hammer is nowhere to be seen, and everyone is wearing a shirt. Suspiria, an homage to the 1977 horror film of the same name, stars Dakota Johnson as an uptight dancer with pallid skin, a high forehead, and…

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magicmikelondon

Channing Tatum Announces ‘Magic Mike’ Musical Hitting Stage Soon

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According to an announcement made by Channing Tatum on Britain’s Got Talent, Magic Mike Live is headed to the Hippodrome Casino in London this November. In other news, Queen Elizabeth just purchased oversized sunglasses, a trench coat, and a booth at the Hippodrome Casino. (She requested a vibrating seat, but the establishment denied her request.) If you…

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missmajor

Trans Stonewall Activist Miss Major Sees More Work To Be Done

Politics  

You know things are pretty bad when one of the founders of the modern LGBTQXYZ rights movement is saying that the Stonewall riots didn’t make much difference. Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a noted trans elder, queer rights pioneer and O.G. Stonewall rioter, along with other transwomen Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson, has been through the…

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