Breaking: Two very attractive male actors will be making out on a movie screen near you. Technically, the actual news is that Zachary Quinto and J.J. Abrams are teaming up to produce a biopic called Tab & Tony about the secret romance between legendary screen hotties Tab Hunter and Anthony Perkins, but we heard the…
Despite years of insisting that he’s the most patriotic man on this planet, Donald Trump has still not learned the words to “God Bless America.” At his non-traditional, hastily organized “Celebration of America” event Tuesday, he fumbled over the words as he tried to sing along with a men’s chorus rendition of the age-old tune….
There are a lot of Barbies who are unaware of their rights. They blithely drive around in their Barbie Dream Jeeps and switch between being astronauts and orca trainers like dilletantes, but they never think about the world outside their waxy blonde hair and molded plastic vajayjays. But finally, there might be an action figure…
There’s a trailer out for Luca Guadagnino’s new movie Suspiria, and it’s nothing short of horrific: Armie Hammer is nowhere to be seen, and everyone is wearing a shirt. Suspiria, an homage to the 1977 horror film of the same name, stars Dakota Johnson as an uptight dancer with pallid skin, a high forehead, and…
According to an announcement made by Channing Tatum on Britain’s Got Talent, Magic Mike Live is headed to the Hippodrome Casino in London this November. In other news, Queen Elizabeth just purchased oversized sunglasses, a trench coat, and a booth at the Hippodrome Casino. (She requested a vibrating seat, but the establishment denied her request.) If you…
You know things are pretty bad when one of the founders of the modern LGBTQXYZ rights movement is saying that the Stonewall riots didn’t make much difference. Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a noted trans elder, queer rights pioneer and O.G. Stonewall rioter, along with other transwomen Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson, has been through the…
The Sedarises (Sedari?) are tag-teaming the entertainment business again, but this time no one’s using protection. They’re coming right in with the wit and getting us all pregnant … with laughs. Well, sort of. In addition to Amy’s recurring role as tightly-unwound Mimi Kanasis on season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the first half of…
Forget San Francisco, y’all. Antarctica is the new gayborhood. On April 22, 10 employees of McMurdo Station, Antarctica’s biggest research station, planted a rainbow flag in anticipation of the continent’s Pride celebration in June. In addition to gays in Antarctica having a better excuse to call each other “frigid bitch” during Pride weekend now, this…
Earlier this week, the Oval Office became the site of a Mensa meeting in which some of the world’s biggest problems were swiftly and definitively solved forever. J/k, it was a meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump. KK and DT have a lot in common: They’re both reality stars, they’re both attention-seeking narcissists, and…
Tituss Burgess may have just pulled a Mean Girls and accused Tina Fey of being a drug pusher. In an interview about season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (the first half of which is out today), Burgess speculated on Fey’s zen attitude to her role as exec producer on Schmidt. “I never heard, not once,…
