In fifty years, when scientists and anthropologists investigate the big philosophical and metaphysical hallmarks of early 21st century culture, we hope that one of the questions they ask is: Do I have big dick energy? You see, the new acceptable term for “swag,” “alpha,” “like a boss,” “legit,” “queen,” “slaying,” “hype,” et al, is ……
Tiffany Trump is just trying to live her best life, y’all. Can’t we let her have that? She’s a person too, you know! … is what we have never said, ever. There’s no question that Tiffany has gotten the short end of the stick in terms of Trump family nepotism, but let’s not pretend she…
Look at us. Look at us, goddamnit! We are not fucking walking out and saying fuck all of y’all. That’s disrespectful to each of you. We are sitting down and writing this goddamned Ru-cap because SOMEONE needs to be talking about Kameron Michaels’ bullshit. Also, we finally got a Walk-Off!! For a season that was…
Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL. After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…
We just found today’s Queer-o. (That’s “queer hero,” for those who have not heard this term which we just invented.) Today’s Queer-o is the BBC for pointing out that H&M and Levi’s Pride clothing is partly being made in countries where homosexuality is illegal. On the surface, this is somewhat badass. It’s like if gender…
Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…
Hollywood may have finally ended its problematic “Bury Your Gays” trope. You know the story: It’s where a queer character (usually a woman) shows up on a television show and does some damage, then gets written off via violent death. And since Hollywood is nothing if not a font of creativity and innovation, it has…
Remember summer camp? Remember the hours of nothingness to fill, the scheduled meals, the friends for life? Remember when you got to stay up all night with those friends in a detention center? Remember your hot camp counselors in their ICE uniforms? Remember how much you’d fawn over them as they cruelly separated you from…
The pride flag has been around since 1971, a year when the first baby gays had only just begun to crawl from the womb of the Stonewall Uprising. Needless to say, it’s been overdue for an upgrade. But while an update to the flag last year sought to symbolize both AIDS victims and people of…
What’s the greatest gift you can give a friend? As it turns out, it’s writing a horrific, racist tweet that gets you fired, thus opening the door for your friend to boost her career with a spin-off show. Weeks after cancelling its hit show Roseanne, ABC is reportedly moving forward with a spin-off show centered…
