We made it, y’all. After fake death drops, real death drops, a Miz Craquaria rivalry that never was, and seemingly eighty thousand weeks of Drag Race, we finally made it to the finish line. And while we may be disappointed, we have ultimately come to accept our new reality: SPOILER ALERT!!! Aquaria is a Drag…
Here are some movies to distract you as the planet burns to a crisp and the Supreme Court undoes every single civil rights development of the last 50 years. Off to the multiplex, we go! Whitney (July 6) — The first bio film to be sanctioned by Whitney Houston’s (R.I.P.) estate, this exploration of…
We’re one step away from losing same-sex marriage and reproductive rights, but let’s focus on the positive: Progressives are growing stronger, and we’re not dead. In a stunning overturn, 28-year-old Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defeated Rep. Joe Crowley, a 10-term incumbent, in New York’s 14th Congressional District primary on Tuesday. That’s like Bernie beating Hillary,…
Timothee Chalamet has a new older man in his life: Steve Carell. No, this isn’t a sequel of Call Me By Your Name that takes place in Scranton, Pennsylvania. It’s a sad movie about meth addiction. Beautiful Boy, which stars Chalamet as the titular boy and Carell as his supportive, heartbroken father, is already…
In fifty years, when scientists and anthropologists investigate the big philosophical and metaphysical hallmarks of early 21st century culture, we hope that one of the questions they ask is: Do I have big dick energy? You see, the new acceptable term for “swag,” “alpha,” “like a boss,” “legit,” “queen,” “slaying,” “hype,” et al, is ……
Tiffany Trump is just trying to live her best life, y’all. Can’t we let her have that? She’s a person too, you know! … is what we have never said, ever. There’s no question that Tiffany has gotten the short end of the stick in terms of Trump family nepotism, but let’s not pretend she…
Look at us. Look at us, goddamnit! We are not fucking walking out and saying fuck all of y’all. That’s disrespectful to each of you. We are sitting down and writing this goddamned Ru-cap because SOMEONE needs to be talking about Kameron Michaels’ bullshit. Also, we finally got a Walk-Off!! For a season that was…
Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL. After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…
We just found today’s Queer-o. (That’s “queer hero,” for those who have not heard this term which we just invented.) Today’s Queer-o is the BBC for pointing out that H&M and Levi’s Pride clothing is partly being made in countries where homosexuality is illegal. On the surface, this is somewhat badass. It’s like if gender…
Are you listening, Laura Ingraham? This is how a real human, and not a robot imitating the cadences of a human, reads a news story about what’s happening at the border right now: When MSNBC host Rachel Maddow tried to read a breaking news story about “tender age shelters,” where immigrant babies and young children…
