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The Talent Family: Siblings Amy And David Sedaris Are Everywhere

Entertainment, Featured  

The Sedarises (Sedari?) are tag-teaming the entertainment business again, but this time no one’s using protection. They’re coming right in with the wit and getting us all pregnant … with laughs. Well, sort of. In addition to Amy’s recurring role as tightly-unwound Mimi Kanasis on season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the first half of…

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Antartica To Hold First Ever Pride Event In June

Featured, Politics  

Forget San Francisco, y’all. Antarctica is the new gayborhood. On April 22, 10 employees of McMurdo Station, Antarctica’s biggest research station, planted a rainbow flag in anticipation of the continent’s Pride celebration in June. In addition to gays in Antarctica having a better excuse to call each other “frigid bitch” during Pride weekend now, this…

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Kardashian, Trump White House Reality TV Star Summit Yields Zero Results

Politics  

Earlier this week, the Oval Office became the site of a Mensa meeting in which some of the world’s biggest problems were swiftly and definitively solved forever. J/k, it was a meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump. KK and DT have a lot in common: They’re both reality stars, they’re both attention-seeking narcissists, and…

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Femmes Are Strong As Hell: ‘Unbreakable,’ Unapologetic Tituss Burgess

Entertainment, Featured  

Tituss Burgess may have just pulled a Mean Girls and accused Tina Fey of being a drug pusher. In an interview about season four of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (the first half of which is out today), Burgess speculated on Fey’s zen attitude to her role as exec producer on Schmidt. “I never heard, not once,…

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Shooting Blanks: GOP Rep Blames Porn On School Gun Violence

Featured, Politics  

Attn: Straight white men. Your predilection towards gun violence has nothing to do with your race, class, or emotional repression stemming from toxic masculinity. It has to do with the porn you’re watching. During a meeting last week with local pastors, Rep. Diane Black (R-Tenn.), who is running for governor of Tennessee, claimed that porn…

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Cate, Capers, Creepy Kids, More: Your Flagrant June Movie Preview

Entertainment  

The Summer movie season is in full swing, and there are more options in June other than just hoping Chris Pratt gets eaten by a dinosaur. Here’s the 411:   Ocean’s 8, a.k.a. Women Steal Things Better June 8 — This much-awaited womanly Ocean’s update boasts a fabulous premise (an attempted heist at the Met…

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‘Roseanne’ Cancelled After Barr’s Racist Twitter Vomit

Entertainment  

Roseanne Barr has done a lot in the name of “political correctness” in recent years — advocate for Trump, mock “libtards,” dub intersectionality a “degenerate” philosophy — but now she’s just gone full racist. And now her reboot has been cancelled. Here’s the tea: In response to a post about former Barack Obama adviser (and…

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Flagrant Originals: ‘Desert Island Downloads’ With Dorian Wood

Exclusive, Featured  

The premise: You’re stranded on a deserted island. Maybe you were on a gay cruise and the U.S.S. Streisand hit an iceberg. Or your flight to Paekakariki Pride dove into the Tasman Sea. Whatevs. You’re all alone. Suddenly, your iPhone X, Samsung Galaxy S9 Plus or flip phone borrowed from Aunt Sally lights up with…

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Shirtless Recruits Mount Lubed Phallus For Herndon Climb

Entertainment  

Every year, a thousand muscly shirtless men (and a few hundred women) jostle each other for the opportunity to grab each other’s butts, grasp each other’s rippling shoulders, and mount a giant, thick, lubed-up phallus in the name of brotherhood. Eventually, the mass of bodies becomes a throbbing mass of limbs, buttocks, and sweat —…

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Draft Dodger Prez Memorial Day Message Praises Self, Twitter Claps Back

Featured, Politics  

You may be a fascist if you spend half of your day gaslighting your allies and constituents on social media. But you’re only a true fascist if you start gaslighting the dead ones, too. Today, Donald Trump celebrated Memorial Day by tweeting that “those who died for our great country would be very happy and…

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