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Trump’s Most Prominent Gay Appointee Grenell Puts The Ass In Ambassador

Featured, Politics  

On this fine morning, we bring you the news that our country’s one openly gay Ambassador is actually just an ass, unadorned.   Just hours after accepting his post as a levelheaded diplomatic emissary between America and Germany, Richard Grenell decided to just throw it all to hell and start a Twitter war with Germany….

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gothdaydisney

The Unhappiest Place On Earth: Disneyland Goth Day Endangered

Entertainment  

Of course Trump is to blame. For 20 years, swarms of goths have been descending upon the Happiest Place on Earth for the delightfully macabre meet-up dubbed Bats Day in the Fun Park (in homage to the Batcave(?), the London nightclub that gave birth to goth subculture). Artificially pale humans dressed predominantly in black—as many…

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Cynthia Nixon Has The Best Campaign Slogan

Politics  

Cynthia Nixon is working on her Tight Five. At Tuesday night’s New York Legislative Correspondents Association Dinner (which is like the White House Correspondents Dinner but less rich), Nixon roasted everyone from Andrew Cuomo to squares. “Vote for the homo, not for the Cuomo,” said the budding stand-up, in what was a shocking burn for…

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jimparsons

When Mary Met Sally: Jim Parsons Pleads For More Queer RomComs

Entertainment, Featured  

Jim Parsons has a message for all those asshole reviewers who claimed it was too late for Love, Simon because gay marriage. Last night, the Big Bang Theory indentured servant went on the Late Show to tell Stephen Colbert his real thoughts on queer rom-coms, saying, “I think there are people in many other places…

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hughgrant

Hugh Grant, Ben Whishaw Lock Lips In ‘Scandal’ Trailer

Entertainment, Featured  

2018 may feel like a long years journey into apocalypse, but we can at least take comfort knowing that Hugh Grant will be soon making out with Q from the Daniel Craig James Bond movies. In a trailer for A Very English Scandal (not to be confused with Notes on a Scandal or Gary Janetti’s…

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mittromneyweiners

Mitt Romney Prefers Hotdogs

Politics  

From outspoken Trump foe to staunch defender in a matter of months, Mitt Romney has the Zelig-like ability to shape-shift. And because he wants to appeal to his “just us folks” Utah voter base, he offered up the answer to the question no one really cared to ask: what’s your favorite meat? You’d think the…

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metgala

It’s A Sin: Ranking Met Gala’s ‘Heavenly Bodies,’ Earthbound Flops

Entertainment, Featured  

Considering the Met Gala theme this year was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination, we really shouldn’t be surprised that Monday night’s event looked like a seminary school graduation organized by Elton John. As per usual, the Gala attracted hundreds of celebs to its pearly gates to display their heavenly bodies and force us…

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johnoliver

Russell Crowe Gifts John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward After Jockstrap Purchase

Comedy  

You learn something new every day, but today we learned more than we bargained for. Our readership may recall our amusement a few weeks ago when it was announced that Russell Crowe was planning to auction off some of his belongings as part of his divorce from singer Danielle Spencer. But what really caught our…

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