As either a classic diva move or as a supremely effective way of trolling President Trump, Elton John, a.k.a. the real “Rocket Man,” is going on a 300-city, “Farewell Yellow Brick Road” tour that is going to last three freaking years. We’re assuming, of course, that it’s just so he can consistently sing “Rocket Man”…

Elton John Announces ‘Farewell Yellow Brick Road’ Tour