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Three Willys: Glover, Gosling, Miller Favorited For ‘Wonka’ Origin Movie

Entertainment, Featured  

Warner Brothers has singled out three potential lead actors for its Willy Wonka origin movie — and depending on who they choose, you may want to fuck Willy Wonka. According to Collider, the good ol’ WB has narrowed down its Willys to Ryan Gosling, Donald Glover, and Ezra Miller. Those are some big Willys right…

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Landosexual: Donald Glover’s ‘Solo’ Character Outed As Pansexual

Entertainment, Featured  

Today’s queerbaiting brought to you by Solo: A Star Wars Story. In the grand tradition of modern blockbusters straight-washing their canonically queer characters or merely teasing at queer storylines that never arise, Solo has outed one of its main characters … as maybe pansexual, depending on how you look at it. According to Jonathan Kasdan,…

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Han Job: ‘Star Wars’ Spinoff Trailer Features New Solo Alden Ehrenreich

Entertainment  

Is Harrison Ford just not doing it for you anymore? Don’t worry, there’s a new Solo in town, and he is sexy af. A trailer for the new Star Wars spinoff film Solo dropped last night, and the new actor playing young Han Solo is as rugged and mysterious as they cum. Sorry, cum. COME….

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lionking

Will Disney Finally Admit That Timon And Pumbaa Are Feeling The Love Tonight?

Comedy  

Yeah, yeah … Beyoncé is going to voice Nala in the 2019 live action remake of The Lion King. But there are OTHER people in the cast, guys. Namely: Donald Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, James Earl Jones (reprising his role in the original), John Oliver, and Alfre Woodard. Oh, and Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen as…

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