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Oscar Goes Gay: ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Tops Academy Award Nominations

Comedy  

In an attempt to seem less homophobic after hiring known homophobe Kevin Hart as its Oscars host for two days, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded all of its Oscar nominations in 2019 to gay movies, including 14 nominations to the cinematic disaster Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate.   After doling…

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‘Fantastic Beasts’ Sequel Director Confirms Dumbledore Won’t Be ‘Explicitly Gay’

Entertainment, Featured  

Here’s one for you: What’s worse? A movie with Jude Law boning domestic abuser Johnny Depp, or a movie with no gay boning at all? Fans were faced with a moral quandary today when Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them director David Yates announced that Jude Law’s Albus Dumbledore would not be “explicitly gay”…

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‘Fantastic Beasts 2’ Gets New Title, Cast Pic, Boyfriend For Dumbledore?

Entertainment, Featured  

If the newly released press information about Fantastic Beasts 2 is any indication, then the movie is definitely going to be … a movie. While it has officially been titled Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald, that sort of just confirms what we already know: Grindewald, a.k.a. Johnny Depp with a Lost Boys hairdo, is…

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