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Harry And Meghan Royal Wedding Merch Is Bonkers

Comedy, Featured  

Democracy is crumbling and the United States has burnt through its last remaining bridges across the world, but let’s talk about the royal wedding. Whether you’ve wanted to or not, you’ve probably seen a ton of headlines about the wedding this week. But forget all that drama about Meghan Markle’s wedding party or how her…

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Fake Prince George Instagram Imagines Bitchy Royal Intrigue

Comedy, Featured  

At last, the truth comes out: Meghan Markle is a classless imposter and pretender to the Crown who will stop at nothing to tear apart the Royal Family — and Prince George is the only one who can end her reign of destruction. Or at least, that’s how he sees it, according to one hilarious…

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In Lieu Of Gifts: Royal Couple Ask For Donations To Homeless, HIV, Other Charities

Featured, Politics  

Half the world is jealous of her and the other half is figuring out how to Single White Female their way into her life — so what’s a royal princess to do with all that attention? One-up the haters, obvi. As critics across the land continue to waste their money on Cheetos and Adderall for…

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