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Oscar Goes Gay: ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Tops Academy Award Nominations

Comedy  

In an attempt to seem less homophobic after hiring known homophobe Kevin Hart as its Oscars host for two days, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded all of its Oscar nominations in 2019 to gay movies, including 14 nominations to the cinematic disaster Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia with Hate.   After doling…

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Take Cover, ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Making Landfall Or Landfill Soon

Comedy, Featured  

Survivors of the first Hurricane Bianca are few and far between, but those who are still with us will remember it as one of the worst storms of the century. It started out strong — a potentially deadly cyclone drawing from the combined forces of Bianca Del Rio, Rachel Dratch, and some other people —…

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