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Hurricane Harvey Benefit Concert Will Feature Barbra And Beyonce

Entertainment, Featured  

You can almost always count on those the Trump administration dismisses as “the Hollywood elite” to come through following any disaster on American soil. A-listers such as Beyoncé, Barbra Streisand, Blake Shelton and Oprah Winfrey will headline an hour-long telethon, reminiscent of the one that took place shortly after 9/11, is being planned to raise funds…

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Size Queen Trump Tours Flood Ravaged Texas, Praises Crowd Numbers

Featured, Politics  

We’ve known for months that Trump is obsessed with size. Penis size. Border wall size. Crowd size. Maybe it’s overcompensation for his baby-sized hands. He’s been ridiculed for that since Spy Magazine reigned in the ‘80s, where he was routinely referred to as, “a short-fingered vulgarian.” While touring the flood ravaged Gulf Coast of Texas,…

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Hurricane Donnie: Unnatural Disaster Pummels Nation

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Unnatural disaster Hurricane Donnie made landfall earlier this weekend and wreaked massive destruction in its wake. A nation preoccupied with a tropical storm bearing down on the Gulf Coast was caught off guard by the one that had been brewing in the Oval Office for months. Hurricane Donnie had gathered strength from white nationalists in…

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