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Feckless Trump: Ivanka Praises Daddy For Ending Humanitarian Crisis He Started

Politics  

Ivanka is still stanning for her dad, despite his humanitarian crimes and creepy desire to fuck her. Remember when we all thought she was a well-adjusted, selfless angel from God sent to deliver us from our sins? LOL.   After Donnie J signed an executive order to stop family separations (by locking entire families up…

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‘Very Stable Genius’ Trump Tweets, Fumes Over Bombshell ‘Fire And Fury’

Politics  

Like every stable genius in history, President Trump has gone on Twitter to insist on how much of a stable genius he is. “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,” he tweeted Saturday morning, unprovoked. “Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and,…

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trumpmoore

Approval Rating Lowest Ever, Trump Campaigns For Moore

Politics  

Despite the hole that Trump and the Republicans have dug for themselves, they’ve somehow managed to dig even deeper. In fact, they’ll probably keep digging for the rest of Trump’s short term until they finally get to Hell and convince Satan to run for a Senate position. Honestly, he’d make a better candidate than accused…

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Jared Kushner Registered To Vote As A Woman: Is He Hiding More Than His Emails?

Comedy, Featured  

Jared Kushner’s responsibilities as White House Advisor include solving America’s opioid epidemic, maintaining diplomacy with Mexico, maintaining diplomacy with China, reforming veteran care, reforming the criminal justice system, establishing peace in the Middle East, and making the entire U.S. government “run like a great American company.” Considering Kushner’s many accomplishments as a businessman, which include…

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