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Did The Cookie Crumble? Papa Keebler Jeff Sessions Grilled By Team Mueller

Politics  

Sources are confirming to the New York Times that Robert Mueller is directing his Russia investigation to “Attorney General and Friendly Racist Neighbor Who Is Gleefully Stealing Your Newspapers” Jeff Sessions, a.k.a., Papa Keebler. Mueller reportedly questioned Sessions – thought to be the first member of Trump’s remaining cabinet in the hot, hot, hot seat…

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First Look: Stephen Colbert’s Donald Trump Series ‘Our Cartoon President’

Entertainment  

There’s no shortage of comedy series currently making fun of President Trump, but Our Cartoon President might be your next go-to source for Trump-related catharsis. Executive produced by Stephen Colbert, Our Cartoon President forgoes the quirky empathy characterized by series like The President Show, and aims straight for the jugular. In this version of The…

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Another Rebuke To Trump, Trans Military Enlistment Can Continue

Politics  

President Orange Jello has more to complain about on Twitter, as a federal court has ordered the U.S. military to commence with accepting transgender individuals, effective January 1, 2018. This runs quite contrary to Jello’s regressive effort to ban trans people from the military. U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly had placed an injunction on the…

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AG/POS Jeff Sessions Is Obsessed With Dismantling Trans Rights

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Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has been surprisingly active for a fossilized piece of shit. Most fossilized pieces of shit wouldn’t have gotten nearly as much done as Jeff Sessions has in the last nine months. In fact, Jeff Sessions has actually gotten more done in the last nine months than he has in…

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Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Is THE Worst

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Alabama’s new Republican Senate candidate, Roy Moore, is a gun-toting, horse-riding, cowboy hat-wearing homophobic racist, and — surprise — our President is a fan of his. While Trump didn’t initially support the former judge in the recent Alabama Republican primary, he has now come out in favor of Moore over his previous fave, Luther Strange…

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Burning Caps And Burning Bridges, Trump Angers Allies And Enemies Alike

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Former Trump supporters are so butthurt that the Opportunist-in-Chief has ditched them for new BFFs Chuck and Nancy, they are indulging their arsonist tendencies by burning their Make America Great Again hats and matching apparel. Scores of proud deplorables are tweeting photos of their singed red baseball hats, while others with more time on their…

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Nightmare President Ends ‘Dreamers’ Hope, DACA Passed To Congress

Politics  

Trump has not ever had to truly feel the impact and consequences of his erratic and failed business endeavors. He cares not one iota for all the folks he’s cheated out of money. His very public playboy days being photographed at Studio 54 and other NYC nightspots looking for models to grab by the pussy…

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Attorney General Sessions Moves To Allow LGBTQ Workplace Discrimination

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Attorney General Jeff Sessions used the Department of Justice to file a brief in favor of allowing companies to fire LGBTQ+ employees because of their sexual orientation. The DOJ brief argues that Title VII of the Civil Rights Act does not cover sexual orientation as a category protected from workplace discrimination. The arguments states that…

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Team Trump On Collusion Course With Special Counsel Robert Mueller

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As Vox is reporting, Trump is growing nervous about special counsel Robert Mueller’s broadening investigation into the Russian collusion scandal. Especially if Mueller delves into Trump’s family financial records, including the $100 million sale of a Florida mansion to a Russian oligarch in 2008 and the decision to have the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in…

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Maddow Places Attorney General On Resignation Watch After Trump Tantrum

Politics  

Rachel Maddow has placed Attorney General Jeff Sessions on “resignation watch” after President Trump stated to the The New York Times that he wouldn’t have hired him [Session] if he knew he was going to recuse himself from the Russian investigation. Before the run-up to the election, during early campaigning for the Republican nomination,  Sessions…

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