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Flynn Pleads Guilty To Lying To FBI, Promises ‘Full Cooperation’ With Probe

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At this point, Robert Mueller’s ongoing investigation of the Trump administration is like the climactic scene in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman takes on the Crazy 88 — except Mueller is Uma Thurman and his Crazy Badass Murder Sword is the Law. (We suppose in this scenario that Mueller’s version of the Wedding is James…

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Mueller Might Have Just Flipped Flynn, D-Bag Son

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Oh, Robert Mueller. He sniffs out collusion like the world’s sexiest bloodhound. “How is Robert Mueller sexy,” you ask? Well, honestly, there aren’t many men who can make jowls sexy. But Robert Mueller is attempting to save our country and that automatically makes everything about him sexy. Thus, with the nose of a bloodhound and…

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