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Flynn Pleads Guilty To Lying To FBI, Promises ‘Full Cooperation’ With Probe

Featured, Politics  

At this point, Robert Mueller’s ongoing investigation of the Trump administration is like the climactic scene in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman takes on the Crazy 88 — except Mueller is Uma Thurman and his Crazy Badass Murder Sword is the Law. (We suppose in this scenario that Mueller’s version of the Wedding is James…

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Mueller Might Have Just Flipped Flynn, D-Bag Son

Featured, Politics  

Oh, Robert Mueller. He sniffs out collusion like the world’s sexiest bloodhound. “How is Robert Mueller sexy,” you ask? Well, honestly, there aren’t many men who can make jowls sexy. But Robert Mueller is attempting to save our country and that automatically makes everything about him sexy. Thus, with the nose of a bloodhound and…

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Under Russian Probe Scrutiny, Homophobic Nutjob Clovis Withdraws USDA Nomination

Politics  

Climate-change-denying goblin and anti-LGBTQ nutjob Sam Clovis on Thursday withdrew his name for consideration to be chief scientist for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. This development is fallout from recently unsealed court documents that are part of the ongoing investigation being conducted by Robert Mueller into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Clovis is referenced…

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Mueller’s Russian Investigation Announces Manafort Indictment

Featured, Politics  

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is about to take out the trash – and the Dumpster, too? President Trump’s former campaign chairman (and bad facelift spokesmodel) Paul Manafort was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy real estate and luxury items. His longtime…

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Jared Kushner Registered To Vote As A Woman: Is He Hiding More Than His Emails?

Comedy, Featured  

Jared Kushner’s responsibilities as White House Advisor include solving America’s opioid epidemic, maintaining diplomacy with Mexico, maintaining diplomacy with China, reforming veteran care, reforming the criminal justice system, establishing peace in the Middle East, and making the entire U.S. government “run like a great American company.” Considering Kushner’s many accomplishments as a businessman, which include…

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hurricanedonnie

Hurricane Donnie: Unnatural Disaster Pummels Nation

Politics  

Unnatural disaster Hurricane Donnie made landfall earlier this weekend and wreaked massive destruction in its wake. A nation preoccupied with a tropical storm bearing down on the Gulf Coast was caught off guard by the one that had been brewing in the Oval Office for months. Hurricane Donnie had gathered strength from white nationalists in…

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Team Trump On Collusion Course With Special Counsel Robert Mueller

Politics  

As Vox is reporting, Trump is growing nervous about special counsel Robert Mueller’s broadening investigation into the Russian collusion scandal. Especially if Mueller delves into Trump’s family financial records, including the $100 million sale of a Florida mansion to a Russian oligarch in 2008 and the decision to have the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in…

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Maddow Places Attorney General On Resignation Watch After Trump Tantrum

Politics  

Rachel Maddow has placed Attorney General Jeff Sessions on “resignation watch” after President Trump stated to the The New York Times that he wouldn’t have hired him [Session] if he knew he was going to recuse himself from the Russian investigation. Before the run-up to the election, during early campaigning for the Republican nomination,  Sessions…

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