dougjones

Jones Trumps Hate: Homophobe, Pedophile, Racist Moore Loses

Featured, Politics  

You guys, Donald Trump finally did a good thing! Thanks to his amoral, depraved stumping for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, Trumpy actually managed to mobilize Alabaman activists and celebrities to rally support for Moore’s opponent, Doug Jones — who surprised the nation when he won the Senate seat Tuesday. Roy Moore, who actually rode…

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randyrainbow

Randy Rainbow Hilariously Parodies Roy Moore, His Supporters

Politics  

It’s the day of the Alabama Senate race, and passions are running high. As the entire country waits to see if Alabama trusts Donald Trump — a slurring, orange whale —  over the nine women who have accused his preferred candidate, Roy Moore, of sexual assault, we’re all a little on edge. Thankfully, Randy Rainbow…

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trumpmoore

Approval Rating Lowest Ever, Trump Campaigns For Moore

Politics  

Despite the hole that Trump and the Republicans have dug for themselves, they’ve somehow managed to dig even deeper. In fact, they’ll probably keep digging for the rest of Trump’s short term until they finally get to Hell and convince Satan to run for a Senate position. Honestly, he’d make a better candidate than accused…

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trumpfranken

Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief Trolls Al Franken: Silent On Roy Moore, Himself

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

In a truly Frankensteinian display Thursday night, President Trump managed to combine stray, repulsive bits of anti-Semitism, cronyism, anti-SNL sentiment, and extreme hypocrisy into a grotesque monstrosity of a tweet about Senator Al Franken. After a woman earlier this week accused Franken of groping and kissing her without her consent, Trump tweeted, “The Al Frankenstien…

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trumpputin

Asian Diplomacy Tour Ends With Trump Twitter Tantrum

Featured, Politics  

As planned and hoped for by White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly, Trump trudged through his “official” visit to Asia these past several days with restraint and perhaps a guise of decorum. Throughout some notably measured speeches, Trump sufficiently recited from teleprompters the theme that he would be putting America first (we know…

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