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Doug Jones’ Son Carson Is All Of Us, Withering Side-Eye Destroys Pence

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A photo of Doug Jones getting sworn in by Mike Pence has gone viral for one reason and one alone: Jones’ handsome gay son, Carson, giving the VP major side-eye. Carson can be seen in the picture giving Pence some serious shade, which has naturally attracted the attention of the entire Internet. Of course, the…

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Jones Trumps Hate: Homophobe, Pedophile, Racist Moore Loses

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You guys, Donald Trump finally did a good thing! Thanks to his amoral, depraved stumping for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, Trumpy actually managed to mobilize Alabaman activists and celebrities to rally support for Moore’s opponent, Doug Jones — who surprised the nation when he won the Senate seat Tuesday. Roy Moore, who actually rode…

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Approval Rating Lowest Ever, Trump Campaigns For Moore

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Despite the hole that Trump and the Republicans have dug for themselves, they’ve somehow managed to dig even deeper. In fact, they’ll probably keep digging for the rest of Trump’s short term until they finally get to Hell and convince Satan to run for a Senate position. Honestly, he’d make a better candidate than accused…

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‘Unfit For Office,’ Romney Tells Moore To Quit Senate Race

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Since when did Mitt Romney become the voice of reason in the Republican party? In August, he issued a withering rebuke of President Trump’s response to the Charlottesville riots, and now, he’s the only prominent member of the party who is unequivocally calling for Roy Moore’s resignation from politics. You may remember Roy Moore as…

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Trump To Speak At LGBTQ Hate Group Rally

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A thrice-married adulterer and a boastful pussy grabber is speaking at the Values Voters Summit sponsored by a conservative Christian group that works to “advance family, faith, and freedom.” As Alanis Morissette once sang, isn’t it ironic? In addition to its violent, persistent attacks on trans people, the Trump administration has looked for every opportunity…

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Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Is THE Worst

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Alabama’s new Republican Senate candidate, Roy Moore, is a gun-toting, horse-riding, cowboy hat-wearing homophobic racist, and — surprise — our President is a fan of his. While Trump didn’t initially support the former judge in the recent Alabama Republican primary, he has now come out in favor of Moore over his previous fave, Luther Strange…

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