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‘All Stars 3’ Finale Winner Surprises Exactly No One

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Are we the only ones who felt like this season of All Stars was less a roller coaster of highest highs and lowest lows, and more a leisurely car ride of middlest middles? Did we really need another All Stars in the first place, less than two years after the second All Stars? Did we…

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Pelosi Enters, One Queen Exits: ‘All Stars 3’ Episode 7 RuCap

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We’re down to the final four, y’all — and we can all probably predict who the winner will be. If it were up to Ru, of course, Bebe would win by a landslide — but unfortunately, Bebe’s only guaranteed to stay as long as the Final Four, per her contract. (ALLEGEDLY.) Now, it’s up to…

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‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3’ Episode 6: Sacrifice, Rudemption

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And on the sixth week, BenDeLaChrist rose again. After a season of hand-wringing over being the winner every goddamned week, DeLa finally bowed her saintly head and bestowed life upon us all. In addition to Ru-deeming herself and bringing back Morgana McMichaels (truly, their hug resembled The Creation of Adam), she eliminated herself and went…

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Famous For 15 Seconds: Warhol Challenge Eliminates Another RPDR All Stars 3 Queen

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The queens of All Stars 3 have sailed through yet another lackluster week. Trixie finally made nice with Shangela by helping her avoid serious bodily injury on the sewing machine, and Bebe finally secured a win by shouting “Camarooooooon” and not hot gluing a giant record to her face. We also welcomed Trixie’s second place…

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Weak ‘Snatch Game’ Nearly Sinks ‘All Stars 3’ Episode 4

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What did we just watch? Could this have been the worst Snatch Game we’ve ever seen? How did Shangela end up in the Top 2 after busting out her same tired shtick of making obvious wordplay but with a sassy look on her face? Did the ghost of Paul Lynde pass out ‘ludes to everyone…

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‘The Bachelor’ Parody Brings ROFL To ‘RPDR All-Stars 3’

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This week’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3 was further confirmation that Milk is indeed a victim of the Bubble. You may already know that “The Bubble,” first introduced by 30 Rock, is a hallowed pocket of privilege in which attractive people live and believe they can do no wrong. Unfortunately, after being told their…

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And Then There Were 7: ‘Drag Race All Stars 3’ Episode 2 Cuts The Wrong Queen

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Despite trying every Hail Mary in the Reality Competition playbook — claiming sabotage, threatening violence, talking over Vanessa Williams — Thorgy has not made it through to next week’s All Stars 3. Honestly, we’re kind of bummed, since she is a FoF (friend of Flagrant) and a fierce, creative queen on and off the show….

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What The Tuck? ‘Drag Race All-Stars 3’ Premiere Brings Drama, Death Drops, Cliffhangers

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Oh, Drag Race All-Stars 3. You couldn’t have come sooner. First of all, that’s what she said, but second of all, Drag Race All Stars 3 is the salve we need right now to heal as a society and remember that life is never really more than a lavish fight to the death between kitty…

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Come Through! Nancy Pelosi To Guest Judge ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3″

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House Minority Leader has found a new way to court young and/or LGBTQ Democratic voters — by appearing as a judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars. (Oh, so THAT’S what Minority Leader means. You just hang out with a bunch of minorities.) According to Pelosi’s spokesperson, Pelosi is appearing as a judge to show…

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Haute Topic: Funko ‘Drag Race’ Dolls Coming Soon

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On Friday, Funko announced it is releasing a line of Pop! Vinyl RuPaul’s Drag Race figurines, which means that all your favorite drag queens will soon have heads the size of Alyssa Edwards’ back rolls. Alaska, Trixie, and RuPaul will be the first queens to receive the treatment, and will be available at Hot Topic…

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