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Flamin’ Hot Cheeto: Trump Twitter Meltdown Alerts Russia To Incoming ‘Nice, New, Smart’ Missiles

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President Donald Trump started Wednesday morning like any adult baby – scared, confused, and lacking control over his own fingers. First, the 71-year-old loofah fired off a surprising tweet about Russia and Syria, vowing to send “smart” missiles at Syria and daring Russia to stop him. “Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice…

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Did The Cookie Crumble? Papa Keebler Jeff Sessions Grilled By Team Mueller

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Sources are confirming to the New York Times that Robert Mueller is directing his Russia investigation to “Attorney General and Friendly Racist Neighbor Who Is Gleefully Stealing Your Newspapers” Jeff Sessions, a.k.a., Papa Keebler. Mueller reportedly questioned Sessions – thought to be the first member of Trump’s remaining cabinet in the hot, hot, hot seat…

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Flynn Pleads Guilty To Lying To FBI, Promises ‘Full Cooperation’ With Probe

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At this point, Robert Mueller’s ongoing investigation of the Trump administration is like the climactic scene in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman takes on the Crazy 88 — except Mueller is Uma Thurman and his Crazy Badass Murder Sword is the Law. (We suppose in this scenario that Mueller’s version of the Wedding is James…

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Under Russian Probe Scrutiny, Homophobic Nutjob Clovis Withdraws USDA Nomination

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Climate-change-denying goblin and anti-LGBTQ nutjob Sam Clovis on Thursday withdrew his name for consideration to be chief scientist for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. This development is fallout from recently unsealed court documents that are part of the ongoing investigation being conducted by Robert Mueller into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Clovis is referenced…

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Mueller’s Russian Investigation Announces Manafort Indictment

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller is about to take out the trash – and the Dumpster, too? President Trump’s former campaign chairman (and bad facelift spokesmodel) Paul Manafort was indicted today on charges that he funneled millions of dollars through overseas shell companies and used the money to buy real estate and luxury items. His longtime…

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Team Trump On Collusion Course With Special Counsel Robert Mueller

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As Vox is reporting, Trump is growing nervous about special counsel Robert Mueller’s broadening investigation into the Russian collusion scandal. Especially if Mueller delves into Trump’s family financial records, including the $100 million sale of a Florida mansion to a Russian oligarch in 2008 and the decision to have the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in…

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