Celine Dion, Deadpool Make ‘Ashes’ Of Themselves


In case you didn’t already have enough to distract you from the fact that the world is on fire, there is now a video of Deadpool twirling to a Celine Dion song in high heels. In the teaser for the much-anticipated Deadpool 2, Dion performs her new single, “Ashes,” which is conspicuously earnest, considering it’s…

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Killer Heels: Ryan Reynolds’ Anti-Hero Gets His Kicks In ‘Deadpool 2’ Trailer

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Deadpool 2 finally has an official trailer, and it’s promising lots of Deadpool’s “devil-may-care attitude” and “strong thighs” — in addition to a moment in which Ryan Reynolds sexually harasses an X-Man. That image comes courtesy of Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool grabbing the X-Man Colossus’ curvy, muscular ass during an otherwise normal hug, which will probably…

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His Taint Is Not Enough: Daniel Craig Comes Again As Bond In 2019


A satire by Enrique Marie Presley Do that to me one more time, Daniel Craig… MGM and producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson of Eon Productions have announced a November 8, 2019 release date for the 25th installment of the James Bond franchise. After several months of speculation about possible Bond replacements (Tom Hardy,…

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