Thirsty Thursday: Chef Franco Noriega


Peru’s hottest export since the emergence of Peruvian Flake (aka Mama Coca) is the multi-hyphenate slab of South American beef known as Franco Noriega. The Competitive Swimmer-Fashion Model-Jewelry Designer-Restauranteur-Chef-#Instastud opened his Peruvian restaurant Baby Brasa in New York’s Lower East Side last year. With a favorable average of 4 out 5 stars on Yelp, Baby Brasa has developed a following among eaters who appreciate a little Incan-flavored meat in their mouths.chef

And then there’s Franco. A quick perusal of his @franconorhal Instagram reveals the following universal truths:

  1. Franco has an aversion to clothing.
  2. Franco does not manscape.
  3. Franco has sports a package bigger than a DHL Delivery from Machu Picchu.
  4. Franco’s Baby Brasa sometimes serves food, but primarily serves as a backdrop for semi-naked Franco Noriega photo shoots.
  5. Franco’s Chia Pudding YouTube tutorial plays like a sexy MenAtPlay porn video—seeding and all. 

Bonus: Franco will be shirtless and tableside when he mixes up a tableside Pisco Sour.  

Baby Brasa. Come for Franco Noriega’s steaming Carapulca and suck down his Pisco Sour. But save room for the true main entrée: Chef Franco.

As Silver Fox Anderson Cooper and his woodland troll companion Andy Cohen would say: “Latinos!”

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