The Fake News Liberal Mediocracy just can’t seem to hold it in. The unshakable coverage on the data dump known as the Steele Dossier remains a warm and steady stream that dogs Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia. Though downplayed when news of former British Intelligence Officer Christopher Steele’s dossier first leaked, the most salacious kompromat keeps rearing its ugly little head like an annoying pop-up ad on PornHub. Welcome to Donald Trump’s Spring Break Bro-Down in Moscow: with hookers, piss play and surveillance.
On his program The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the always intrepid Colbert reports from the Presidential Suite of The Ritz-Carlton in Moscow, shooting location of the alleged “Pee Pee Tape” and located conveniently near the Kremlin.
Will The Ritz-Carlton Moscow become 2017’s hot destination for the big-bucks sex tourism jet set? With frequent weather reports of “cloudy with a chance of showers,” we at Flagrant answer with an emphatic, “Da!” Just bring your umbrellas and rubbers… or not.