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‘Will & Grace’ LEGO Set Needs Your Vote

Comedy, Featured  

Imagine the hours of fun you could have playing with tiny plastic versions of your fave gay besties, Will and Grace and Jack and Karen. Last year, marketing manager by day/LEGO enthusiast by night, Mark Fitzpatrick, successfully campaigned for a project based on RuPaul’s Drag Race, finding the 10,000 votes needed to reach an official…

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BDE (Big D*ck Energy) Is Officially A Thing

Comedy, Featured  

In fifty years, when scientists and anthropologists investigate the big philosophical and metaphysical hallmarks of early 21st century culture, we hope that one of the questions they ask is: Do I have big dick energy? You see, the new acceptable term for “swag,” “alpha,” “like a boss,” “legit,” “queen,” “slaying,” “hype,” et al, is ……

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Harry And Meghan Royal Wedding Merch Is Bonkers

Comedy, Featured  

Democracy is crumbling and the United States has burnt through its last remaining bridges across the world, but let’s talk about the royal wedding. Whether you’ve wanted to or not, you’ve probably seen a ton of headlines about the wedding this week. But forget all that drama about Meghan Markle’s wedding party or how her…

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Russell Crowe Gifts John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward After Jockstrap Purchase

Comedy  

You learn something new every day, but today we learned more than we bargained for. Our readership may recall our amusement a few weeks ago when it was announced that Russell Crowe was planning to auction off some of his belongings as part of his divorce from singer Danielle Spencer. But what really caught our…

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Celine Dion, Deadpool Make ‘Ashes’ Of Themselves

Comedy  

In case you didn’t already have enough to distract you from the fact that the world is on fire, there is now a video of Deadpool twirling to a Celine Dion song in high heels. In the teaser for the much-anticipated Deadpool 2, Dion performs her new single, “Ashes,” which is conspicuously earnest, considering it’s…

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Fake Prince George Instagram Imagines Bitchy Royal Intrigue

Comedy, Featured  

At last, the truth comes out: Meghan Markle is a classless imposter and pretender to the Crown who will stop at nothing to tear apart the Royal Family — and Prince George is the only one who can end her reign of destruction. Or at least, that’s how he sees it, according to one hilarious…

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Dashboard Confessional: Cop Cam Reveals RHONY Luann Death Threats

Comedy  

Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps used to consider herself “New York Royalty” due to her courtesy title of Countess following her divorce from French Count Alexandre de Lesseps in 2009. But then she married a normal non-royalty American rich guy in 2016 and lost the title of Countess — and it…

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Take Cover, ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Making Landfall Or Landfill Soon

Comedy, Featured  

Survivors of the first Hurricane Bianca are few and far between, but those who are still with us will remember it as one of the worst storms of the century. It started out strong — a potentially deadly cyclone drawing from the combined forces of Bianca Del Rio, Rachel Dratch, and some other people —…

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Paint An Ugly Picture: Jim Carrey’s Latest Portraits Include Cohen, Hannity

Comedy, Featured  

Wipe that smile off your face, Mona Lisa. There’s a new masterpiece in town. For the next installment in his “I’ve Had It” series (our words), Jim Carrey has created a portrait of Trump lawyer Michael Cohen that pays homage to the man’s 2015 quote in The Daily Beast: “I’m warning you, tread very fucking…

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