peachykeen

‘Call Me By Your Name’ Director Auditions Peach Before Notorious Scene

Comedy, Featured  

We’ll have to wait until November 24 to see if Call Me by Your Name director Luca Guadagnino’s trial by missing peach pit works in regards to a much-hyped sex scene in the film. The scene in question, a memorable part of André Aciman’s novel from which the film is adapted, concerns protagonist Elio (Timothée…

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trumpfranken

Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief Trolls Al Franken: Silent On Roy Moore, Himself

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

In a truly Frankensteinian display Thursday night, President Trump managed to combine stray, repulsive bits of anti-Semitism, cronyism, anti-SNL sentiment, and extreme hypocrisy into a grotesque monstrosity of a tweet about Senator Al Franken. After a woman earlier this week accused Franken of groping and kissing her without her consent, Trump tweeted, “The Al Frankenstien…

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brokeback

It’s Like ‘Brokeback Mountain’ But Set At Equinox Plus 3 Alt Versions

Comedy, Featured  

By Evan Lambert If you’ve seen or heard of God’s Own Country, which recently opened in limited release, you’ll understand why audiences are dubbing it “The British Brokeback Mountain.” As I wrote in my review of the film, “There’s homoerotic wrestling, a gay roll in the hay during a two-person herding mission, a memorable moment…

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bouletbros

Drag Me To Hell: Boulet Brothers ‘Supermonster’ Show Painful To Watch

Comedy, Featured  

By Joe Fritts Swanthula and Dracmorda Boulet, best known by their collective stage name, The Boulet Brothers, have been terrorizing the Los Angeles gay scene for “well over” fifteen years, producing events around LA, always a blowout events, but sort of void of a real identity. Dragula was their most successful night, and for good…

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blakeshelton

Basic Blake: Homophobic Shelton Chosen ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

Comedy, Entertainment  

People magazine has a long and disturbing history of handing its “Sexiest Man Alive” award to men who either (a) are not sexy or (b) used to be sexy five years ago. Exhibit A: Johnny Depp won the award in 2009 – six years after the first Pirates of the Caribbean came out. Exhibit Everything: Blake…

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strangerdongs

SMH: ‘Stranger Things’ Inspires Demagorgon Sex Toy

Comedy  

Stranger things have definitely not happened than the recent revelation that the child-heavy show Stranger Things will now be getting its own line of dildos. Earlier in October, a company named Bad Dragon announced in a six minute ‘80s-style video that it will be producing a new sex toy line called “Stranger Dongs.” Oh, and…

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lionlovin

Out, Loud And Proud: Gay Lions Do It, Then Share PDA

Comedy, Featured  

Heavens to Betsy! As the homophobic beasts in Kenya’s government banned a Disney TV show, Andi Mack, because of a young gay character, two graceful male lions made their roars of disapproval heard by enjoying some serious PDA – the “A” in this case standing for affection, arousal and anal. Tour guide Paul Goldstein captured…

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lionking

Will Disney Finally Admit That Timon And Pumbaa Are Feeling The Love Tonight?

Comedy  

Yeah, yeah … Beyoncé is going to voice Nala in the 2019 live action remake of The Lion King. But there are OTHER people in the cast, guys. Namely: Donald Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, James Earl Jones (reprising his role in the original), John Oliver, and Alfre Woodard. Oh, and Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen as…

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kathygriffincohenlevin

The Wrath Of Kathy: Hollywood Power Gays Get Griffined

Comedy  

Remember when Kathy Griffin disappeared from the public eye over the summer? She must have gone to that secret European prison in the Dark Knight Rises where Batman learned to be a badass again, because she is not playing anymore, hunty. Griffin has apparently taken a break from her current world tour to retreat to…

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Kathy Griffin Attacks Frenemy Anderson Cooper As ‘Spineless Heiress’

Comedy  

The griping Griffin is at it again! This time, Kathy Griffin has declared to The Daily Beast that her attorney Lisa Bloom is “badgering” her and that her ex-bestie, Anderson Cooper, is a “spineless heiress.” The raunchy stand-up comic will apparently chop off anyone’s head if it will give her some media attention. This time…

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