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Harry And Meghan Royal Wedding Merch Is Bonkers

Comedy, Featured  

Democracy is crumbling and the United States has burnt through its last remaining bridges across the world, but let’s talk about the royal wedding. Whether you’ve wanted to or not, you’ve probably seen a ton of headlines about the wedding this week. But forget all that drama about Meghan Markle’s wedding party or how her…

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Russell Crowe Gifts John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward After Jockstrap Purchase

Comedy  

You learn something new every day, but today we learned more than we bargained for. Our readership may recall our amusement a few weeks ago when it was announced that Russell Crowe was planning to auction off some of his belongings as part of his divorce from singer Danielle Spencer. But what really caught our…

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Celine Dion, Deadpool Make ‘Ashes’ Of Themselves

Comedy  

In case you didn’t already have enough to distract you from the fact that the world is on fire, there is now a video of Deadpool twirling to a Celine Dion song in high heels. In the teaser for the much-anticipated Deadpool 2, Dion performs her new single, “Ashes,” which is conspicuously earnest, considering it’s…

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Fake Prince George Instagram Imagines Bitchy Royal Intrigue

Comedy, Featured  

At last, the truth comes out: Meghan Markle is a classless imposter and pretender to the Crown who will stop at nothing to tear apart the Royal Family — and Prince George is the only one who can end her reign of destruction. Or at least, that’s how he sees it, according to one hilarious…

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Dashboard Confessional: Cop Cam Reveals RHONY Luann Death Threats

Comedy  

Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps used to consider herself “New York Royalty” due to her courtesy title of Countess following her divorce from French Count Alexandre de Lesseps in 2009. But then she married a normal non-royalty American rich guy in 2016 and lost the title of Countess — and it…

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Take Cover, ‘Hurricane Bianca 2’ Making Landfall Or Landfill Soon

Comedy, Featured  

Survivors of the first Hurricane Bianca are few and far between, but those who are still with us will remember it as one of the worst storms of the century. It started out strong — a potentially deadly cyclone drawing from the combined forces of Bianca Del Rio, Rachel Dratch, and some other people —…

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Paint An Ugly Picture: Jim Carrey’s Latest Portraits Include Cohen, Hannity

Comedy, Featured  

Wipe that smile off your face, Mona Lisa. There’s a new masterpiece in town. For the next installment in his “I’ve Had It” series (our words), Jim Carrey has created a portrait of Trump lawyer Michael Cohen that pays homage to the man’s 2015 quote in The Daily Beast: “I’m warning you, tread very fucking…

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Martin Scorsese Directing ‘SCTV’ Documentary For Netflix

Comedy, Featured  

To paraphrase Vegas vixen Lola Heatherton, “Martin Scorsese, I love you. I want to bear your children.” Fans of Heatherton, Guy Caballero, Edith Prickley and the hosers from “Great White North” rejoice! Famed filmmaker Scorsese will direct a special for Netflix that explores the enduring legacy of the Emmy-winning sketch comedy classic SCTV. The wickedly…

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Jim Carrey’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Trump Portraits Will Haunt You

Comedy, Featured  

Last Saturday, the very well-known actor Jim Carrey tweeted out the following cryptic picture and accompanying message:   Was it a new Lichtenstein? Was it a postmodern take on The Scream? Was it a subversion of The Mona Lisa, in which both the Mona Lisa and her smile looked absolutely terrifying? As most people with…

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