peach

I Fell in Love Three Times Before Timothee Chalamet F###ed Me

Comedy, Featured  

By: The Peach from ‘Call Me By Your Name’ Some peaches shoot for the moon. They see their friends and relatives pass from orchard to grocery store to human digestive tract, and strive for more. But their tragedy lies in their truth: They can’t pick who picks them. They can only rely on sheer luck…

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pencetrolled

Pence Neighbors Troll Him With ‘Make America Gay Again’ Sign

Comedy  

If you’re weary and feeling sad, just know that there’s an unsung hero in Aspen who’ll be your bridge over the troubled Trump administration. According to the Aspen Times, Mike Pence and his wife, Karen “Mother” Sue, recently came across a “Make America Gay Again” sign in the driveway of their Aspen vacation home, courtesy…

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tomoffinlanddoll

Truly Gifted: Tom of Finland Doll With Detachable Dongs Up For Grabs

Comedy  

Hey, folks, there’s a glimmer of holiday cheer out there—on eBay and here—in the form of a 13-inch male action figure with a selection of three detachable penises! In 2003, there was an unknown hero working with the Tom of Finland Foundation who conceived and manufactured an officially licensed doll in the Ken or GI…

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eminemgrindr

Promoting New Album, Eminem Teases Grindr Hookups

Comedy, Featured  

Sounds like Eminem has been cleanin’ out his closet again … starting with himself. (Eminem just came out of the closet.) (Not really, but we’re rolling with it.) The “rap god” just took a break from promoting his not-universally-acclaimed new album, Revival, which features the science lesson “Walk on Water,” to “joke” that he meets…

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putinitin

Gay Erotica ‘Putin It In Trump’ And More Promise Sexytimes Between Vlad, Donnie

Comedy  

Have you ever wanted to know what President Donald Trump would say in a gay porn with Vladimir Putin? Well, look no further than Putin It In Trump, which is a masterpiece of gay erotica that includes this actual sentence: “Donald wanted the Russian to make his butthole great again.” In fact, you can find…

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airobot

Rumored RPDR Season 10 Drag Queen Aquaria Stuns As Sophia The Robot

Comedy, Entertainment  

If you’re a fan of technological progress or of monitoring all the different ways that humans are bringing about their own destruction, then you may have heard about Sophia the Robot. As the world’s first humanoid robot, Sophia is already a bit of a celebrity — but lately, thanks to her subtle shadiness and witty…

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whitehousemice

Trumps Deck The Halls With Mice, Ants, Tantrums

Comedy, Featured, Politics  

After the fucking horrible Senate debacle on Friday night into Saturday morning, in which all Rs—including McCain and Flake—removed their backbones to serve as shish kebobs to the lobbyists who wrote much of the tax bill, there is a little bit to laugh about. Not healthy, third-chakra cleaning guffaws, but laughter in the schadenfreude sense,…

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eltoneminem

Elton John Reveals Eminem’s Outrageous Wedding Gift

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Elton John and Eminem have finally taken their relationship to the next level. Remember when they went official at the 2001 Grammys by hugging and holding hands after performing “Stan?” Well, Elton has been hinting for the past sixteen years that the real Slim Shady needed to finally stand up and prove he was willing…

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trumpybear

Trumpy Bear: Your Holiday Gag Gift From Hell

Comedy, Featured  

Wondering what to get your brain-dead aunt or closeted Nazi neighbor for Christmas? Look no further than Trumpy Bear, the totally-not-a-joke stuffed bear that is currently making the infomercial rounds on Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and even Fox News. Presented in a terrific deadpan, the Trumpy Bear commercial — which surfaced online over the summer…

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trixie

Doll Parts: Trixie Mattel Is Having A Major Moment

Comedy, Entertainment, Featured  

Trixie Mattel was eliminated TWICE from RuPaul’s Drag Race! However, condragulations are in order for the entrancing drag diva—also known as Brian Firkus when not performing—as Trixie’s YouTube series UNHhhh that she cohosts with Drag Race eliminated alum Katya Zamolodchikova (Brian McCook) has been picked up by Viceland and renamed The Trixie & Katya Show….

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